<p>The Stephen T. Colbert Institute for the Higher Learning</p>
<p>The “Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too”</p>
<p>Stu the Cockatoo is New at the Zoology Institute.</p>
<p>After my last name, which I’m obviously not going to post here. It’s not a common last name and I love the way it sounds, so it would make an awesome university name.</p>
<p>LOL sanningen Zoolander is the greatest movie of all time. </p>
<p>“School of Advanced Theoretical Physics” (beyond grad school)</p>
<p>^That sounds incredibly interesting.</p>
<p>ArtOfMind_21 College</p>
<p>Hogwarts</p>
<p>10char</p>
<p>^Laaaawsuit</p>
<p>Institute for the Promotion of Knowledge and the Prevention of Ignorance.</p>
<p>
JK Rowling ain’t got nothing on me</p>
<p>South Harmon Institute of Technology.</p>
<p>^^u mad she be schoolin all over you brah?</p>
<p>I don’t know maybe 72840523 or $. Or Mister Mc Man’s Marvelous Miracle Wonderland. Or just College. Or QWERTY. If I had two colleges I’d name them Accepted and Rejected.</p>
<p>Probs my last name. Maybe without the nobiliary particle.</p>
<p>Usher University</p>
<p>I’d use my last name but then everyone would think it was a cooking school because I happen to share a last name and bloodline with a rather well known iron chef.</p>
<p>I know where I’d want it to be - I’d put it out in the hills by Lake Chelan in Washington. Far enough away from all the touristy stuff that it’s isolated but close enough so that there’s stuff to do. It’d be a liberal arts college, it’d give Whitman some competition for it’s spot as the best college in Washington. I could just call it Chelan Valley College of Arts and Sciences. That has a nice ring to it.</p>
<p>Or I could name a college after one of the weird Native American towns here. Like, Kalaloch University. First step for admissions: pronounce the name correctly</p>
<p>Balls Deep University.</p>
<p>After myself of course.</p>
<p>The University of MTech.</p>