<p>You were given one chance to change something in your life ( something you don't have control over right now) what would you change?</p>
<p>I would make myself taller, skinnier, and prettier… and give myself 20/20 vision</p>
<p>Honestly, nothing too important. Probably the work ethic gene.</p>
<p>I’d also give myself superpowers and immortality (but only if that also came with eternal youth).</p>
<p>You guys know the “If” game, right?</p>
<p>You ask an “If” question, reply, & then ask one of your own, afterwards.</p>
<p>If you could kill one person with no negative consequences for yourself, who would you kill?
If you choose suicide, you get to kill one bonus person.</p>
<p>Return to my past and fix a bunch of dumb mistakes</p>
<p>thats a hard one there is a couple things i would like tochange</p>
<p>Ahh, okay, I’ll give you guys an example…</p>
<p>(Normally, I would answer the question stated above, but I don’t want to answer that question because I don’t want to think about it. It’s just inhumane under normal circumstances.)</p>
<p>So then, after answering the question I ask my own “If” question.</p>
<p>If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do to “finish” up business?</p>
<p>I would probably go and finish my homework.</p>
<p>If you were to answer tiger’s question, what would your answer be?</p>
<p>Finish my boat, make out with Zooey Deschanel</p>
<p>If you had to select a favorite utensil for, purely for example, eating cake, what would it be?</p>
<p>Chopsticks, for fun.</p>
<p>If you had to die from something other than natural causes, how would you die?</p>
<p>Exhaustion from too much sexual activity. Jk.
I’ve always thought it would be cool to die from something like jumping in front of a car to push a little girl out of the way.</p>
<p>If you could alter one thing about your BFF, what would it be?</p>
<p>I’d make him a girl.</p>
<p>If you could be any vegetable, what would you be?</p>
<p>Brussel sprouts, because no one likes brussel sprouts, so then I wouldn’t get eaten.</p>
<p>If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?</p>
<p>ah, that’s hard. I get tired of songs super easily…</p>
<p>Maybe, Collide- Howie Day … or Viva la Vida by Coldplay … hard question.</p>
<p>If you died, and you were a spirit remaining on Earth, what would you do?</p>
<p>I’d visit the top research universities and make them all apply to get the chance to study me. There would be tons of pages of forms full of useless info for them to fill in like “How many days out of the year is the high temperature around your library above 60?” and “What is the most common favorite color of communications majors?”
I’d send MIT a letter saying that I would likely pick them, two months before informing the other colleges of this fact.</p>
<p>If you were allowed to obtain one thing that is on the open market for free, what would it be? You can’t sell it afterward or anything.</p>
<p>Ascetic apathy so I can drop out of school and not care how long I have to live.</p>
<p>^^Are carbon nanotubes on the open market? I can think of a great use for them.</p>
<p>If you could say one witty saying in your entire life, what would it be?</p>
<p>Cool story bro</p>
<p>If you could live in any time period but this one, what would it be?</p>