<p>Ugh. I have calculus too, Phil. We can commiserate. I detest math.</p>
<p>zoudini - </p>
<p>i can't do this...recieve an olive branch tainted by BROOKLYN?</p>
<p>you must be on *<strong><em>ing crack you *</em></strong><strong><em>. go *</em></strong>ing slit your wrists and then come back to me you stupid, poor, cornell attending excuse for a rich man.</p>
<p>Fresh egg!!</p>
<p>You can thank Legend's hacking for the time lag...omg I hope they don't ban him =/</p>
<p>I mean...gee I wonder why there's a time lag...hmmm</p>
<p>I'm sorry, but that song makes me happy. It makes me bop my head and release endorphins.</p>
<p>Omg I'm Past 1000!!!!!! Holy Crap!</p>
<p>[MURDERS THE 60SR!!!!!!!]
[MURDERS IT AGAIN!]</p>
<p>Good!
here enco,
<em>gives ice cream</em>
be happy =)</p>
<p>Happy 1000th phil!</p>
<p>Yay senior member! Phil you're a member of the in-crowd.</p>
<p>Happy 1,000th, Phil!</p>
<p>edit...wow, that was big.</p>
<p>Alright capo, this means war...</p>
<p>but cant we all just get along</p>
<p>i mean this is what the republicans want, divide and conquer (sorry for bringing politics back into this... but henceforth, no more i say)</p>
<p>suh-weet! <em>whips out scroll</em></p>
<p>I'd like to thank my parents, and my dog, and my grandparents, and the tough-looking garbage man with a heart of gold who picks up my trash faithfully every Thursday, and the miserly, crotchety old man who lives at the end of the street but struggles internally with his self-esteem, and...<em>trails off</em></p>
<p><em>passes e-champagne and e-croissants</em></p>
<p>philly -</p>
<p>i would just like to say how incredibly proud and honored i am to have your 1000th post, and subsequent celebration, appear in a forum dedicated to myself :)</p>
<p>o yea speakin of 'dirty' words ending in -ty fa(not gonnna elaborate)ty is actually a word</p>
<p>new challenge: ill wager i can get 2 1000 before i get a letter</p>
<p>and... yea btw congrats phil</p>
<p>Can someone explain this video to me? (NOTE: disturbing with some sexual content, but not in the type you're thinking about. It's more like a science project):</p>
<p><a href="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/bigballs.mpg%5B/url%5D">http://media.ebaumsworld.com/bigballs.mpg</a></p>
<p>umm
okk</p>
<p><em>sips e-champagne</em></p>
<p>lol enco,
big balls eh?</p>
<p>OMG that's disgusting!!
ahhhh
need brain floss...</p>
<p><em>runs off to watch egg song</em></p>
<p>thats what happens if you dont have sex for a long time....</p>
<p>see guys, its a precautionary measure!</p>
<p>Just the name of the file is enough to make me snicker. Someone try it and then alert the rest of us with virgin eyes (sidenote: ;))...</p>
<p>EDIT: I think I got my answer...<em>throws up</em> <em>cries</em></p>
<p>ebaums one of my favorirtes, but yea i dont get that one either... please tell me thats not actually real</p>
<p>lol no i guess it's intriguing...
watch it</p>
<p><em>shudder</em></p>