<p>You to two-two mofo.</p>
<p>oh gosh your thread is leaving the first page....</p>
<p>bump</p>
<p>Say what? We all know you made out with my rake.</p>
<p>No, I just whooped your rake's butt in a bake-off.</p>
<p>A bake-off? And you didn't invite me? I thought we were friends. :(</p>
<p>Relax, I poisoned the cherry tarts (your favorite treat) so I did you a favor not inviting you to partake. I don't even wanna get into what Rake did to his croissants. He's a sicko.</p>
<p>That's it--I'm taking Rake to the dumpster. Wanna come?</p>
<p>Is it the dumpster by the river with the pop singers who can't stop?? Cause if it is......................................I'm in.</p>
<p>What? I'm so confused.</p>
<p>Whoops, too late--he already run away. What do you want to do now?</p>
<p>I'm up for smashing some tinted windows in rage. Or we could always write satrical novels.</p>
<p>That sounds fun. Have you ever been to a show? I haven't, and I had a real question about those.</p>
<p>I love the shows, but not when I'm stuck behind the lady with the fruit hat. I think it's like the Chaquita Banana Lady. Isn't she a bit odd?</p>
<p>she's ...<em>quite</em> odd</p>
<p>Woah. I meant like band shows... are those dangerous? How do you tell when they have a lot of drugs and crap there?</p>
<p>Oh, that was a serious question? Not really too sure. I guess you can just guess, check and revise.</p>
<p>So have you ever been to one?</p>
<p>I'm not a concert fan. I know I sound like an old lady, but the loudness of it all is very, how do you, annoying.</p>
<p>I've never been to a concert either. What I'm trying to avoid is an uncomfortable situation where people are moshing, squashing me, my eardrums are almost exploded away, and I'm struggling around like a drunkard.</p>