<p>That's really all I wanted to say. Screw college apps. Take multiple chill pills people and stop worrying! You'll be fine. I've decided to take a very philosophical view towards college: I will end up where I am meant to be. And if I am destined to be in a craphole college in the middle of Utah surrounded by legions of polygamists handing out propaganda, so be it. Some of us have got to be the have-nots ;-). For those of you crying "polygamists? No! I want to take over the world!" I hope you have a GREAT game plan. Because with 7 billion people, that is a hell of a lot of charisma to dish out. And then there are those of you who say "The world? Screw the world! I just want to be rich!" But if everyone was rich, what would that do to the economy? It would be completely ruined. Obliterated. Devastated. Depressed, even. Do you really want to be responsible for doing that to the world? Think of the guilt. Wouldn't it be better to stand proud as a middle middleclass citizen who graduated from no-name college and has a laughable salary? You would be doing the world a favor, committing self-sacrifice to better the lives of your fellow men. You would be proud and walk with your head held high. When that bigshot Harvard grad with the 7 million dollar a day salary throws you a smirk, you do not shirk from his presence, you smirk back thinking how indebted he is to you. He is a have because you are a have-not. You might even want to throw in a "ha!" or two, that's right, make sure he knows who's boss. So do not fret eager college-confidential confidence-deprived peers, in a very Pochontos-dreamgiver type way, you will end up where you belong. Good luck.</p>
<p>hm. well that was a good waste of 10 minutes.</p>
<p>haha nice.</p>
<p>I think we need more humor on this website. Can people please make an effort to be funnier? Thank you.</p>
<p>pretty amusing ^^</p>