I'm not misogynistic, but...

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<p>... I have conclusive proof that women are evil.</p>

<p>Don't post without reading the rest of this first, OK? Just do me that favor.</p>

<p>Now, I'm sure you'll agree that women are the product of time and money. We can write this as: WOMEN = TIME + MONEY</p>

<p>As I'm sure you're aware, TIME = MONEY.</p>

<p>Therefore, WOMEN = MONEY^2</p>

<p>Now, "...money is the root of all evil."</p>

<p>So MONEY = sqrt(EVIL).</p>

<p>Thus, WOMEN = sqrt(EVIL^2).</p>

<p>By mathematical reasoning, WOMEN = EVIL.</p>

<p>QED.</p>

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<p>Sooooooooooo old.</p>

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Now, I'm sure you'll agree that women are the product of time and money.

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<p>Huh?</p>

<p>That's debatable.</p>

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<p>This is older than dirt.</p>

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<p>yes it's very old...</p>

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<p>My math teacher did this like 2 years ago trying to be funny. Failed.</p>

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<p>you got the equation wrong...</p>

<p>it's WOMEN=TIME x MONEY</p>

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<p>
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Now, I'm sure you'll agree that women are the product of time and money. We can write this as: WOMEN = TIME + MONEY

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<p>Note to self: Product = multiplication.</p>

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Therefore, WOMEN = MONEY^2

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<p>No. Actually, 'WOMEN = 2MONEY'</p>

<p>And you didn't discover that.</p>

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<p>epic fail is epic.</p>

<p>gb2bed OP</p>

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<p>Never said I discovered it. Just said I have proof. And yes, I did make a mistake. Get over it.</p>

<p>


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<p>Glad to see ya'll were around to remember it.</p>

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<p>I never heard of this...I think I haven't been in the internet long enough!</p>

<p>Anyways...it wasn't that funny...</p>

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<p>Vaguely amusing, but highly debatable.</p>

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<p>A tip I've learned from personal experience (read:I've been banned from forums), if you pose a joke and it doesn't go over well, don't get into a fight telling people why they're wrong and it really is funny. In this case, not only was it transcribed wrong, but even the original stopped being funny after the thirtieth time everybody saw it. </p>

<p>Keep trying, though.</p>

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<p>hahahahaha..the typo is funnier then the joke...</p>

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<p>It's for the love of money is the root of all evil and this fails because of how old it is.</p>

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<p>In the theme of this thread, lets start posting more old internet jokes.</p>

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Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?</p>

<p>Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed, or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:</p>

<p>First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing over time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.</p>

<p>Therefore, no souls are leaving.</p>

<p>As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.</p>

<p>Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.</p>

<p>Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.</p>

<p>This gives two possibilities:</p>

<ol>
<li><p>If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.</p></li>
<li><p>Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.</p></li>
</ol>

<p>So which is it?</p>

<p>...If we accept the postulation given to me by Karen during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you," and taking into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having relations with her, then, #2 can not be true.</p>

<p>And thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

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<p>3:10 AM. That says it all.</p>

<p>Or how about this one...</p>

<p>Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To get to the same side.</p>

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<p>2001 :) (10 char)</p>

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<p>what if the phrase was..."money is the rood of all ( great shoppers!)?" then women would be "great shoppers" haha</p>

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<p>Women are. :) And the exothermic/endothermic argument was actually interesting. Unlike the "Women is evil" one.</p>