<p>then again, if you mash a twinkie and a ding dong together its like orgasm in the mouth and add a dash of choco milk, and i’m dropped death from being too happy.</p>
<p>A goblin archer narrowly misses your head with a +45383578 burning arrow of desolation. Do you charge him with your +24798 frost wraith sword of doom or do you ready your crossbow of eternal light?</p>
<p>Before his green body is rendered to ashes, the goblin archer calls for his friends. You hear the tell tale sounds of a 10,000 strong goblin army approaching. What do you do?</p>