<p>If I worked on a tip based job, and someone was being cheap, I would definitely **** with your food. Don't be an *******, tip the waitresses.</p>
<p>I only tip 10% when I'm ordering out for myself, not that it makes it any better. I refuse to pay almost $20 dollars for getting one item. At a restaurant with friends I'll chip in for the tip which is the decent amount.</p>
<p>im that person who is the chameleon to everyone but her truest friends.
im that person that is nice to you before asking for a ride/favor, then im that person who says thank you too much.
im that person who says im sorry for everything wrong in your life.
im that person who complains about the food if it isnt perfect so i can get free food/desert.
im that person who acts slightly condescending, but really nice at a store so i can get the best service.
im that person who goes into the same stores/restaurants and orders the same things so many times they ask me if i want 'the usual'.</p>
<p>im also that person that, if you are boring me, will not listen to you and pretend i am.</p>
<p>i'm that person with vitiligo who will look like a freak for the rest of his life</p>
<p>Im that person that will tell you if your thread is down-right boring && asinine</p>
<p>right now its not though ;)</p>
<p>i'm that person who lets her friends pretend it's her birthday to get free dessert at restaurants. :)</p>
<p>I'm that person who will bring Linear Algebra books to Six Flags.</p>
<p>one time i tried the birthday trick with my friends and the waiter asked me what sign i was. i replied by saying 'uhhhh well wait, what day is today?'</p>
<p>...</p>
<p>i didnt get desert :(</p>
<p>i'm that person who will force linear algebra studier to burn his book. or at least put it away for several hours.</p>
<p>im the person who will actually tell you what I think of you, good or bad.
im the person who takes more than an hour to shower.
im the person who sits in the sink when brushing teeth.
im the asian that doesnt like generic asians who fit the asian stereotype.
im the person who can eat 1000 pounds of food in one sitting, but no one believes it because im a girl and if I did happen to eat a lot i would HAVE to be obese.. *** right? hah</p>
<p>I am the person who is brutally honest.</p>