<p>omg, this thread is so funny.</p>
<p>I am god. Top that EC! (actually that might be a deterrent cause that means I created hunger and disease, well... no one is perfect lol)</p>
<p>I'm dating Keira Knightley...I win. Close the thread.</p>
<p>^and colleges want that why?</p>
<p>Because it's a fantastic achievement.</p>
<p>Keira Knightley's lips are off-kilter. More than slightly so.
She reminds me of Pirates which reminds me of Orlando Bloom who reminds me of vomit.</p>
<p>Ok, what is it about Keira Knightley ? All girls seem to really hate her. If you name any other famous actress, you never get such a negative response from them.</p>
<p>I don't hate her. I could find more than slightly off-kilter lips to be attractive.
I do hate Orlando Bloom though. He reminds me of vomit. Did I mention that before?</p>
<p>But how do you REALLY feel about Orlando Bloom ?</p>
<p>Stats:
4.0000001 UW GPA
234.3487329e-1 W GPA
SAT 1: I scored a 2400+a billion extra credit points before i was even concieved.</p>
<p>ECs:
Discovered a new letter
Disproved the Big Bang theory
Won nobel peace prize ..twice
Model Government white house president
Champion of AP underwater basketweaving
Tasp
Rsi
Lead
1st chair sitar player</p>
<p>Hooks:
Half Sioux tribe member, half Eskimo
1st generation college student
recruited squash player</p>
<p>Other:
i am current 5 years old.</p>
<p>umm..so do you guys think i'll get into harvard??</p>
<p>^ Ouch, kid, you need to pick it up just a bit. I think you pale in comparison to a lot of people here (who are totally representative of the whole applicant pool).</p>
<p>CX3: What is that comment supposed to mean? OK, time for a CC rant...get excited: </p>
<p>You blah blah blah political correctness blah blah blah respect for blah blahness blah blah blah blah blah me blah blah blah blah Orlando Bloom blah blah blah blah blah representative blah blah blah blah blah reallyhardwordthatnooneunderstands blah blah blah blah blah. In conclusion, damn you, monseiur. </p>
<p>Well, I sure showed him. What do you guys think?</p>
<p>Native American Female, Wyoming
SATs: OVER 9000!!!!!</p>
<p>I am a centipede. And therefore don't have to worry about college admissions. Beat that.</p>
<p>Well, I think you should reconsider. You could really break down some barriers. You'd be the first Centipede-American to attend college.</p>
<p>I slept with all the admin officers in every Ivy. Beat that.</p>
<p>oh, i forgot to mention that i've broken two world records:</p>
<p>-longest first name ever at 1789 characters
-highest pizza crust dough ever tossed at 48 feet</p>
<p>i'm 150% native american</p>
<p>Your Universe is a physics project I made in my backyard. </p>
<p>Jambo.</p>