I'm thirsty but don't want to go downstairs to get a glass of water. What do I do?

<p>What do I do? This is a serious question folks.</p>

<p>Gather up some saliva in your mouth and swallow.</p>

<p>That makes me more thirsty.</p>

<p>No source of water upstairs? Anyone downstairs willing to get you water? Or, you can tough it out, go get the water, but bring up a lot of it, for future situations like this one.</p>

<p>Make a closed ball shape with your hands, take a **** in it and drink away!</p>

<p>Go to the nearest bathroom upstairs, take a toothbrush-related cup-ful of water and drink that up. Or, you know, resort to the toilet, but I wouldn’t do that.</p>

<p>^That would require getting up from in front of the computer, though.</p>

<p>Stop being lazy and get a cup of water.</p>

<p>You should post the question on an online forum and see what other people say. Oh wait…</p>

<p>simple…just use the force to summon it = P</p>

<p>Aguamenti!</p>

<p>Duh.</p>

<p>^ Do you really need MAGIC to create a fountain from your wand?</p>

<p>Have you solved the problem yet or are you still in need of further suggestions:P?</p>

<p>Drink your own urine. It’s the only option.</p>

<p>^:eek:!!!</p>

<p>tenchar</p>

<p>Then don’t get a drink of water if you don’t want to go downstairs.</p>

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<p>Well, it is sterile</p>

<p>^ thats what she said</p>

<p>Build a condensation tank to convert atmospheric water vapor into it’s liquid state.</p>

<p>Hope it rains and drink rainwater.</p>