<p>Maybe he was an uber URM.. like his mom was navajo, and his dad was from laos....</p>
<p>Ahhh.. who am I kidding. LIES ALL LIES!!</p>
<p>maybe Cornell killed his pet fluffy and wanted to squelch the upcoming lawsuit and negative publicity...make that family member, immediate family member</p>
<p>Shhh, Spanks don't let the real story get out or people will start sacrifically offering their siblings for admission to Cornell! :eek:</p>
<p>haha, now that's an idea...younger siblings are just so...expendable</p>