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1061

<p>okay.. i jus got this stuff in a fwd..its hilllllllarious!!! read on....</p>

<p>Funny SMS Messages</p>

<p>Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab
kahenge, chal be chal aage chal. </p>

<p>Bachelor's schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ;
Thus ko barbadi ; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko
phir se talash....
Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz
it was written in the paper "Answer in brief" !
Every morning u r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could
start my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U jus make
my day. I love U NESCAFE</p>

<p>Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo
iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....
Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass
eat raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh
rahele hain!!
Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you,
tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all
really miss U! </p>

<p>Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo : I
m a Saggitarian! Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari? Laloo
: Hum BIHARI hain...!
God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he
created Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without
problems, he created YOU !
5 gr8 ppl: 1. Gandhiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin 2. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke
nahin 3. Aishwarya-apni pahoonch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe aap aur hum,
so remain in touch. </p>

<p>Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a
cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness...
You've got no comparisons !
Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga
toh tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya </p>

<p>Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli
mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
Yeh sms mein kitne taare hain, gino to: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
Iski to gayi, din mein taare gin raha hai!!
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete
ho.. kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kamine ho!!</p>

1062

<p>LOL!! Those were hilarious.</p>

<p>But tu marvayegi!! I don't want no mods cracking down on us! (Please please mods, give us a chance - pardon that little indiscretion)</p>

1063

<p>:D ok i know how to undo this.. <em>makes angel face</em> SHOWIE MODDIES... wont do dat again :D</p>

1064

<p>Not funny. I've read em all. :p</p>

<p>SUCHARITA: YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOTHER OKAY THANKS.</p>

<p>Edit: fiitjee test, I finished the 90-min IQ test in 30 mins with one wrong answer, but tanked all the other sections.... :( i would've gotten in even if i didnt take the test (they annoy you with hour long phone calls....)</p>

1065

<p>yes, she's so... propah. she even sends her apps weeks before the deadline. <em>sniggers</em></p>

<p>:p</p>

1066

<p>those were hilarious...
so whts happeng guys???</p>

<p>btw - i crossed 200 posts. astrix u watch out buddy, i m catchin up ;)</p>

1067

<p>
[quote]
she even sends her apps weeks before the deadline.

[/quote]

hhehehahaha LMAO.</p>

<p><em>sees suchi approaching with a baseball bat</em></p>

<p>:eek:</p>

1068

<p>such sends her apps before the deadline??? Is that allowed for participants of this board???
well i am glad some1's 'normal'</p>

1069

<p>adides, congrats :p get 95 more.</p>

<p>and i'm "half-senior" in 5 more posts.</p>

<p>606060606060606060606060606060606060606060</p>

1070

<p>me i'm stressing out over the CoF. answer my q's in the other thread if anybody knows :-|</p>

1071

<p>where's motso?! i'm having the same prob as him!! i told him not to worry about the customs thing but - i'm in the same situation now. stuff i sent jan 1 is stuck in customs. okay, so they might not have updated - BUT - stuff i sent on jan 3 has reached!</p>

<p>ugh i'm scared. at least the jan 1 stuff is postmarked right :p but i'm kinda glad i postponed some of it to jan 3... haha</p>

<p>edit: <em>gasp</em> even jan 5 has. damn, i'm worried about my jan 1's.</p>

1072

<p>merc - dont think will be able to get 95 posts in 48 hours, so I might have to retire as a junior member until i come back in feb-march :(</p>

1073

<p>lol. laila that was funny...</p>

1074

<p>I officially nominate mercurysquad for the position of the meanest person on this board.
Astrix and adides-dont feel too bad! You were close seconds in this contest, but yeah merc's managed to prove his superiority :p</p>

<p>And yeah, so I'm a bit neurotic about deadlines. Do you think that would count as a hook?</p>

<p>PS:Laila- that was hilarious :D</p>

1075

<p>Hey! Only a nomination and not an award?? :D</p>

<p>Sucharita, yaar, whats you problem? You need to watch more hindi movies. Don't you know, jo achha lagay, usse hi sab tung karte hain. :p :p</p>

<p>TO MODS: OKAY SORRY. HERE'S THE TRANSLATION: IPSEM DOREL LORI COTEM. DILA OFEM LOREM DONA.</p>

1076

<p>Jokes apart, I'll get down to some serious stuff:</p>

<p>I went to school today for the 6th time and finally got all the recs etc. And what do I see? All the forms are practically blank, with just a signature (not even the date) on them (I had filled in most of the things already). The good is that I can fill in whatever bs I want. But for the commonapp they've done something weird. They glued the evaluation I printed for them on the form, and stamped and signed it - that, after I told them I needed 5 copies of the commonapp form. Now I wonder why they've signed and stamped all the other eval printouts?!</p>

<p>What's weirder is that they gave me three additional feewaivers when I didn't need them. Even weirder is that they've ticked off "above average" in academics when they KNOW that 6/68 is infact within the top 10%. :confused:</p>

<p>Here's my plan -</p>

<ul>
<li><p>commonapp: try to remove the glued eval, photocopy the commonapp (5 copies) and attach the stamped and sealed copies of the eval to each one.</p></li>
<li><p>MIT form: they haven't filled in ANY damn thing so I'll tick off the bestest ones in each section and attach one of the signed evals. (the problem here is the eval contains a sentence saying "we found him to be an above average student")</p></li>
<li><p>Upenn: once again, this form is totally blank, so I'll put in whatever bs I want.</p></li>
<li><p>Harvard supplement: just attach to common app</p></li>
</ul>

<p>=======</p>

<p>any suggestions? (yes Such, I see your point now :()</p>

1077

<p>lol merc stew in your own juice :D
better still, write your own recs and forge the signatures...</p>

<p>I have several problems. I'll tell you about them once i've figured them out myself.</p>

<p>OK, forget about an award, I've decided to take back my nomination. You have to be consistent about being mean, a criterion you obviously havent managed to meet. Sorry pal, obliged to give you the above average tickmark in this category :p</p>

1078

<p>seems as if I really have missed a lot of stuff,</p>

<p>Well I do sleep at night and wake up in the morning, if that strengthens your point Sucharita.</p>

<p>Mercurysquad: Trust me you're lucky to have received your score report atleast. Have all your colleges received your ACT scores? Mine haven't.</p>

<p>Astrix: My December 27th stuff hasn't reached, and neither has Jan 1, but it could be because of heavy mail at colleges, so I wouldn't panic if I were you.</p>

<p>Hey, has anybody submitted any application by post here? Does the application fee check have to include the applicant's name? (Just wanted to check)</p>

1079

<p>to syasha
yes it does</p>

1080

<p>None of my attested transcripts have reached me since all the consignments to the eastern region have been delayed. Whats worse is my school has lost the consignment number. So i cant even track it. How much later than the deadline can the recommendations and transcripts reach?</p>