Indian Thread

<p>Good night Premanjali...Im off to bed..havent slept the whole night..(yawn)..</p>

<p>akash I am officialy crowning you King of PJs</p>

<p>but i loved the bong jokes!</p>

<p>I like PJs :), specially the enlightened Bong one :p</p>

<p>And the 2nd one provides an interesting insight into the male psyche :p</p>

<p>yay jokes!!</p>

<p>A man was driving his car with his wife.His wife suddenly asked,</p>

<p>wife: "Should you remarry after I die, would you two still be living in the same house?"</p>

<p>man: "Yes, no use seling it anyway..."</p>

<p>wife: "What about our car?"</p>

<p>man: "Yeah...it makes no difference."</p>

<p>wife: "What about your golf clubs?"</p>

<p>man: "Heck no, she's left handed."</p>

<p>another one!!</p>

<p>A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.</p>

<p>The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high, and he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and this time pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he placed in front
of the piano.</p>

<p>The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece by Mozart.</p>

<p>"Where on earth did you get him?" Says the bartender.</p>

<p>The man responded by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here Rub it."</p>

<p>So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke, then a beautiful blonde genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just one wish ... each person is only allowed one!"</p>

<p>The bartender got real excited. Without hesitating he said, "I want a million bucks!"</p>

<p>A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they kept coming.</p>

<p>The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."</p>

<p>"I know," says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"</p>

<p>LOL now thats funny :D</p>

<p>hey...gudnite akash..such wassup???...things arent spicing up here...</p>

<p>people are nerrrrvous PA...atleast I am...</p>

<p>lol!!...i get it.....ALL THE BEST TO ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!...am sure everyone will cum out doing gr8 for themselves...atleast u am sure such...:)...</p>

<p>Just got rejected by Williams.
It is now official that nothing matters but scores.</p>

<p>dont be so sure then...
and since you, like most other people on this board are obsessed with invisible mode why don't you check it out?
or do you like the big yellow tracking beacon? :p</p>

<p>sorry to hear tt merc... :(</p>

<p>hey prashant...its ok..thr must be smethign better waitign for you..:)..</p>

<p>Haha i dont think so. but it's okay... williams isnt the place for me anyway...no engg. :)</p>

<p>Way to look at it :) I'm with you in this, merc...</p>

<p>
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the people working in call centres rite now are engineering graduates! this cant be a good sign. engineers doing jobs that even someone who passed their 12th boards can do.

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I dont disagree, but the point is outsourcing extends beyond call centres, esp into IT and now even research. These deals are a very major income source for the government, if you go by their budget.</p>

<p><em>yawn</em> nitez ppl.....</p>

<p>ps: tmr is my birthday [ ya i am shameless in announcing but :p ]</p>

<p>hey its my mom's birthday today! And a friends birthday tomorrow! And another friends birthday the day after that! :D</p>

<p>im into georgetownnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!</p>

<p>yabadabadooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!</p>

<p>now it can only get better</p>