<p>guys got any crazy ones?</p>
<p>"have no fear of perfection, you'll never reach it." - salvador dali</p>
<p>I love Salvador Dali's paintings and it appears as though his quotes are equally good!</p>
<p>"I am America, and So Can You!" ~ Stephen Colbert</p>
<p>"Philosophers have only interpreted the world in various ways; the point, however, is to change it." ~ Karl Marx (Inexact?)</p>
<p>"Religion is the opiate of the masses, so drug them until they are nothing but slaves at your will." ~ Stephany Xu</p>
<p>"To know nothing that has occurred before your birth is to always remain a child" ~ Cicero (Inexact?)</p>
<p>"The object of pure physics is the unfolding of the laws of the intelligible world; the object of pure mathematics that of unfolding the laws of human intelligence." ~ James Joseph Sylvester</p>
<p>"There is always something." ~ A Series of Unfortunate Events (Movie)</p>
<p>"Do you really want to hurt me?" ~ Gingerbread Man, Shrek (Movie)</p>
<p>"I wish you were in a coma so I could show you how much I love you" ~ Jerry, CodeMonkeys (Enhanced Animation)</p>
<p>"For we must die to ourselves" ~ Hymn (Into your hands)</p>
<p>dali is the best thing to happen to surrealism and he has some interesting quotes. he says that he never did drugs but i doubt it.</p>
<p>"True glory consists in doing what deserves to be written, in writing what deserves to be read, and in so living as to make the world happier and better for our living in it." - Pliny</p>
<p>(And also, since they drilled this into my head at my Open House: "Don’t ask what the world needs. Ask what makes you come alive, and go do it. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive." - Howard Thurman)</p>
<p>"Don't you know that it's the fool who plays it cool by making the world a little colder?" The Beatles</p>
<p>"The thing that scared me most was when the enemy came close and I saw that his face looked just like mine." Bob Dylan</p>
<p>"Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see." The Beatles</p>
<p>"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first." - Mark Twain</p>
<p>“The chickens will turn into geese, and the geese will turn into sheep, and the sheep will turn into oxen. What do the oxen turn into? Delicious oxtail soup, of course.”~ Chinese propaganda slogan</p>
<p>"a neo-Orientalist masturbatory fantasy figure concocted by a white man whose job it is to satisfy the blocked needs of other white men"---Darrell Y. Hamamoto, associate professor of Asian American studies at UCD, on lucy liu.</p>
<p>"I'd never lie to you Unless I had to"-You're So Last Summer</p>
<p>“What we have in excess is women. So if you want, we can give a few of those to you, some tens of thousands. Let them go to your place. They will create disasters. That way you can lessen our burden.”---Mao Zedong</p>
<p>“You know the world is going crazy
when the Best Rapper is a white guy,
the Best Golfer is a black guy;
the Tallest Guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America’s Cup,
France is accusing the USA of arrogance,
Germany doesn’t want to go to war,
and the two most powerful men in America are named Bush and Dick.”
- Chris Rock</p>
<p>"There are two ways to live your life - one is as though nothing is a miracle, the other is as though everything is a miracle."
- Albert Einstein</p>
<p>"The Only Thing Necessary for the Triumph of Evil is for Good Men to do Nothing"
- Edmund Burke</p>
<p>"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
- Albert Einstein</p>
<p>"Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself."
- William Faulkner</p>
<p>"It's good to have money and the things money can buy, but it's good, too, to check up once in a while and make sure that you haven't lost the things money can't buy."
- George Horace Lorimer</p>
<p>"Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve."
- Napoleon Hill</p>
<p>"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."
- Oscar Wilde</p>
<p>"Sow much, reap much; sow little, reap little. He who sows hemp, will reap hemp; he who sows beans will reap beans."
- Chinese</p>
<p>"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace."
- Jimi Hendrix</p>
<p>"Of the rich, he is the poorer who is not content with that which he has, and suffers anxiety for the increase of anything."
- Zoroaster</p>
<p>"When the people fear their government, there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty."
- Thomas Jefferson</p>
<p>"There is no path to peace, peace is the path."
- Mahatma Gandhi</p>
<p>"Cowardice asks the question, 'Is it safe?' Expediency asks the question, 'Is it politic?' Vanity asks the question, 'Is it popular?' But, conscience asks the question, 'Is it right?' And there comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor politic, nor popular, but one must take it because one's conscience tells one that it is right."
- Martin Luther King Jr.</p>
<p>"Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it."
- John Lennon</p>
<p>"You can fool some people sometimes, but you cant fool all the people all the time; So now we see the light, we gonna stand up for our right"
- Bob Marley</p>
<p>"Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance"
- Albert Einstein</p>
<p>"You must be the change you want to see in the world"
- Mahatma Gandhi</p>
<p>"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."
- Arthur Schopenhauer</p>
<p>"I'm gonna rise up, gonna kick a little ass, gonna kick some ass in the USA. Gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle. I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, I'm gonna kick some ass, I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass. ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE."</p>
<p>The more a man knows, the more he forgives.
Catherine the Great</p>
<p>A loving heart is the truest wisdom.
Charles Dickens</p>
<p>It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.
Theodore Roosevelt</p>
<p>Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.
Helen Keller</p>
<p>All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
George Orwell</p>
<p>"42."</p>
<p>Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.</p>