<p>wow so basically it's implying that nerds are virgins</p>
<p>do you actually need to imply that? i already knew that.</p>
<p>One day I'll be so rich that I'm going to buy a woman.</p>
<p>After 25, women don't love men for their personality, anyways.</p>
<p>Technically art majors would be not 0%, but maybe slightly below -15%.
You do the math.</p>
<p>I think the reason for this is caused by one of two things: the majors listed with the most virgins are majors with 1) a lot of "nerdy" people, or 2) alot of conservative religious people. Or possibly both. Probably most of the majors with low amounts of virgins are the ones with people who are more liberal/less religious and therefore don't "cherish" virginity as much, or also may not be as "nerdy". Personally, my ex-boyfriend is a biomedical sciences nerd and he was like, a stud, so I can't say this is right all the time...</p>
<p>I'm skeptical as to the Wellesley data. I'm sure the percentages are pretty skewed, considering there are probably a lot fewer studio art majors than there are biology majors.</p>
<p>Copied and pasted from somewhere, because I'm too lazy to type it out:</p>
<p>So there's this dermatologist, see.
And he goes in to work one day, and his first patient comes in and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My boyfriend refuses to take off his letter sweater when we make love, and now I have this horrible rash." She takes off her shirt, and sure enough, there's a big red itchy rash in the form of an H on her chest.
The doctor says, "This is interesting, I've never seen anything quite like it before. I wonder why it occured in such an unusual shape."
"He goes to Harvard," she says.
"Ah, that would explain it," he says. He prescribes some calamine lotion and sends her on her way."
The next patient comes in and says, "Doctor, I hope you can help me with this rash. It's a little embarrasing, but it's driving me crazy."
She takes off her shirt, and displays a big, itchy, red rash in the shape of a Y. The doctor raises his eyebrows. "It's my boyfriend," she explains.
"He goes to Yale, and is so into his new letter sweater that he never takes it off, even when we're making love. Is there anything you can do?"
The doctor prescribes calamine lotion and sends patient number 2 on her way. The third patient comes in and ays, "Doctor, you've got to help me!" She takes off her shirt, and there on her chest is a big, itchy, red rash in the shape of an M.
"Don't tell me," says the doctor. "Your boyfriend goes to MIT, and refuses to take off his letter sweater when you make love."
The patient looks at him with surprise. "Close," she says. "My girlfriend goes to Wellesley."</p>
<p>i loved that.</p>
<p>rofl!! (10chars)</p>
<p>The Onion is a great news source.</p>