<p>Either put it down or make sure your aim is very good.</p>
<p>“If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie not a meanie.
Just be neat and wipe your seat!”</p>
<p>I do agree that women should just look before they sit down. And if it’s up they should just put the seat down, they’re not gonna get AIDS and herpes and the clap from touching a toilet seat. I mean honestly how the hell do you not notice that?</p>