<p>Is U Chi really "where fun comes to die?"</p>
<p>No.<br>
It's not.</p>
<p>no !</p>
<p>Yes. Fun dies a slow and terrible death here. It's also the place where the only thing that goes down on you is your GPA, and the level of Hell Dante forgot.</p>
<p>So look out.</p>
<p>Yes. In the face.</p>
<p>Attractive people also slowly decay into ugliness.</p>
<p>And unattractive people slowly decay into corpses, only to rise again as zombies.</p>
<p>And those zombies travel to the other schools that thebillsfan is interested in to feast on the brains of unsuspecting students.</p>
<p>Mmm...delicious.</p>
<p>these people seem to be having fun...
the vibe i get from uchicago is that the people are not having 'fun' in the traditional sense but they are happy.</p>
<p>well, esquared, i'm not PARTICULARLY interested in U Chi, but I was just wondering...so, was the general consensus from a few of you (it was kinda hard to figure out your message) that the reason fun comes to die at U Chi is...unattractive people??</p>
<p>oh no....it's much more than that. fun dies in many ways</p>
<p>like how? (10 char)</p>
<p>Large explosions, for one. Sometimes a stray coyote mauls it.</p>
<p>There are also elaborately planned assassinations carried out on those people who may be a little too fun for Chicago.</p>
<p>The stone gargoyles come to life every full moon and purge the school of fun.</p>
<p>Oh, no. I can't go to a school without fun. Oh, this is horrible to hear. Too bad, I thought I liked Chicago. I'm glad I found out sooner rather than later though. Thanks everyone.</p>
<p>Well, it's not so much that fun comes TO die, it's just that in the ghetto of Hyde Park, fun has like a 95% of being shot.</p>
<p>haha "fun has like a 95% of being shot."
good one</p>
<p>tennisdude,</p>
<p>HYDE PARK IS NOT A GHETTO!</p>
<p>I had to get that out. Obviously, you have not been here if you can say that with a straight face.</p>
<p>i kno i kno, i was only joking</p>
<p>Hyde Park is as safe as UChicago is fun.</p>