<p>I don’t even think it’s rare; I think it’s nonexistent. It’s exactly the sort of thing local media would adore. At very least, it would be fodder for Westside gossip for years to come. And there hasn’t been a peep. Also, kids would know. My kid wears USC gear comfortably all over town, and the worst time he gets is from our very UCLA-centric extended family.</p>