<p>A classic line about Sarah Lawrence from an old episode of “The Simpsons” - Bart gets a job hanging menus on doorknobs for a Thai restaurant. The owner explains the business strategy to him: “I get more business. Send daughters to small liberal-arts college. Maybe Sarah Lawrence. Call professors by first name.” Bart ends up throwing the menus in a dumpster. The restaurant owner sees him and wails, “Now restaurant fail. Children go to state college. Serious students powerless against drunken jockocracy. Baseball hats everywhere.”</p>