<p>Santa = satan
OMG OMG
St. Nick is jewish, cause he never gets any presents on Chirstmas</p>
<p>Its amazing that Santa survives that sugar rush from those cookies every year</p>
<p>you know, maybe Santa gets elves to go around giving presents. he can't do all the work himself, right?</p>
<p>Yes, lets take the "sugar rush" into example.</p>
<p>Lets say each child gives santa an average of 4 cookies. Since about 215 grams of sugar yields approximately 17 chocolate chip cookies, we divide 215\17 to get a rounded amount of 13g of sugar per cookie. Therefore, each household will provide 52 grams of sugar within cookies alone. At 3.5 children per household, for calculation's sake, lets multiply 3.5 * 52 to yield 182.0 grams of sugar per visit. In total, he must make 91.8 million visits. We again multiply this number by 182.0 to obtain our approximate total for each Christmas. Our total is 16,707,600,000 grams of sugar. We then conver this to 16,707,600 Kilograms of sugar.</p>
<p>But then again, he could have Elves :D</p>
<p>...none of us are getting presents from him now</p>
<p>what are you talking about mikenthemaddog?</p>
<p>the elves might eat the cookies for him. Santa is a little chubby and cookies are high calorie.</p>
<p>No, and if you really knew the "chaos theory" wouldn't that make the story of santa claus physically impossible?</p>
<p>i thought it was obvious. santa only comes to me and eats my cookies. he aint got no time for none of ya.</p>
<p>wait! my mom told me my dad is Santa!!!</p>
<p>Like wooooooooooah. Or whoa?</p>
<p>I'm thinking WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!</p>