Is there anything better than babies?

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<p>Their feet are so tiny.</p>

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<p>Ants; they have even tinier feet.</p>

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<p>Yeah but they don’t make shoes for ants. They make shoes for babies. Baby sneakers.</p>

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<p>You seem very interesting.</p>

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<p>Puppies? </p>

<p>They make shoes for puppies, right?</p>

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<p>Kittens! Or puppies c:</p>

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<p>I question your morals if you think kittens or puppies are better than babies. Have you ever hear a baby laugh? It is magical.</p>

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<p>Have you ever heard a baby cry? It is hellish.</p>

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<p>Yeah, but the laughter compensates for it. Whenever I’m upset, I just google “baby laughing” and watch a few videos of babies laughing hysterically and it just makes everything slightly better.</p>

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<p>[Surprised</a> Kitty (Original) - YouTube](<a href=“Surprised Kitty (Original) - YouTube”>Surprised Kitty (Original) - YouTube)</p>

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<p>Nope. That video is propaganda. I tried to rub my cat’s belly once and I am now traumatized.</p>

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<p>In my personal hierarchy of cuteness, puppies > babies > kittens.</p>

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<p>Babies can’t lick your face though.</p>

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<p>Babies can technically lick your face, though I don’t know many people who would want that. Babies can wrap their entire fist around your index finger as a sign of connection and solidarity.</p>

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<p>Babies will bite your nipples off.</p>

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<p>I’m pretty sure my parents hated me when I was a baby…</p>

<p>People think every baby is cute but that’s not true. There are definitely some ugly babies out there. Cute babies > puppies > kittens > ugly babies (assuming those are the only options).</p>

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<p>Cute puppies > cute babies > regular puppies > cute kittens > ugly kittens > ugly babies</p>

<p>There is no such thing as an ugly puppy.</p>

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<p>Eh, yeah. I guess there are ugly babies, but ugly babies are still adorable in their actions and whatnot. Like I absolutely melt at a baby babbling/attempting to talk.</p>

<p>…I have a feeling that I’m the type of girl who is going to grow up and have like 17 kids… maybe TLC will give me a show.</p>

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<p>I feel sorry for your uterus.</p>

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<p>Oh, but the smell of a brand new baby…aaahhhhh</p>