Is UVa a reach for me? (OOS)

<p>Stats:[ul]
[<em>]SAT: 2400 seven times (First was taken in 2nd grade)
[</em>]SAT II: 800 on every single test, except for one 790 on the Hebrew test (just learned the language the day before the test and was not sufficiently prepared)
[<em>]GPA: 1337.0 W, 4.0 UW
[</em>]Rank: 1/1200
[<em>]Other Tests (AMC, AP, IB): All 5's on 33 AP's. (Only one I didn’t take was Studio art, sadly I'm not an artist D: ), 7's on all higher level IB courses + Further Math.
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Subjective
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[</em>]Essays: I thought they were decent. One talked about how I cured cancer and the other talked about how I taught children in Africa vector calculus while I was in the 7th grade.
[<em>]Teacher Recs: Didn't see
[</em>]Counselor Rec: Didn't see
[<em>]Hook: Anti-hook, OOS
[/ul]Personal[ul]
[</em>]Location: Wyoming
[<em>]High School Type: Public
[</em>]Ethnicity: African American (Black)
[<em>]Gender: Male
[/ul]*Other *[ul]
[</em>]Extracurriculars: Leader of every club in school. Play 15 Varsity sports and am a recruited athlete for all of them
[li]Awards: Presidential Scholar, AP State Scholar, National AP scholar, AP scholar with honor, AP scholar with distinction, AP scholar, Gold Metal at the International Math Olympiad, Gold metal at physics Olympiad, Gold metal at Biology Olympiad, gold metal at chemistry Olympiad, Gold metal at Comp science olympiad, 12 Olympic gold metals, a couple Nobel prizes, a couple New York times best selling books, member of The OLYMPIQ Society, Beat a grandmaster in chess at age 4, Beat the number 1 player from South Korea in a game of Starcraft[/li][/ul]</p>

<p>In conclusion, do I have any chance at all, or am I just a dreamer?</p>

<p>given that you can’t spell medal despite all your 2400’s on the SAT, definitely don’t apply ;)</p>

<p>Lol!! ten char</p>

<p>LOL ■■■■■.</p>

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<p>ahahahahahaha.</p>

<p>hahahahahah</p>

<p>hahaaaahaaaaa…i wont believe anything unless i see everything…btw do ppl frm other planets also use CC?</p>

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I think CC has been misusing this term, though. :slight_smile: ■■■■■■■■ is baiting people to respond with inflammatory responses … creating a new account to invite laughs to a satirical post is just a subset of sockpuppeteering/smurfing.</p>

<p>just wasted me 15 seconds.</p>

<p>hates you, wasted me 20 seconds.</p>

<p>Phahahaha! Nice.</p>

<p>Definitely a reach.</p>

<p>Well…according to your stats, you’ll definitely get in. However, I would not recommend your applying since I think you do need to sign the pledge on the application. Recall that lying is a violation of the honor code. Thus, you will get into UVA but you will be expelled instantaneously.</p>

<p>LOL Very Nice</p>

<p>beat a south korean, let alone the number one south korean, in starcraft?? you’re in for sure.</p>

<p>omg i freaking love this thread</p>

<p>.00000001 chance – generous estimate.</p>

<p>Thanks for the laugh! :-)</p>

<p>XD 10 char</p>

<p>Hello everyone, I am back once again to inform you of my decision. I decided to not apply to UVa after seeing the replies on this thread! (Thanks everyone who helped!)
I’ve decided to apply to my state flagship school. Enjoy, to all those who make it into UVa!</p>

<p>Cheers</p>

<p>UVa will be poorer for your absence.</p>