I've Done The Math And . .

<p>40 posts every darn day!
Yup, that’s our m2ck.
She boggles the mind
And leaves slackers behind
As she funnels the cream to UA.</p>

<p>So I spoke to my son today and hearing the happiness in his voice reminded me once again that if not for m2ck there’s no way he’d be at Bama. I know you’ve been praised ad infinitum, mom, but your tireless efforts should never be taken for granted. </p>

<p>And hey, NJBama, if you’re out there, I originally had “Auburn” where the word “slackers” appears in the limerick, but figured I could cover them AND more paper tigers by going generic. :)</p>

<p>Roll Tide.</p>

<p>lol…</p>

<p>Roll Tide!</p>

<p>Glad to help!</p>

<p>I still remember those early PM’s to you.</p>

<p>“slackers” and “auburn” are synonymous. Good job!!</p>

<p>For future reference other synonyms for auburn would be </p>

<p>cow college
cow molesters
goat humpers
felons
trailer trash
barners
branch bovinians</p>

<p>There are many other words synonymous with auburn as well. But there are women and children on this board so I’ll refrain from posting them :-)</p>

<p>Well said, Malanai!</p>

<p>M2CK and Momreads were instrumental in making our visit to UA happen!</p>

<p>I’ve already figured out that M2CK is the resident expert around here!!!</p>

<p>Hey isn’t that a video game? “Resident Expert” :-)</p>

<p>m2ck and momreads should BOTH be on UA’s staff for recruiting!</p>

<p>I’ll second that nomination for momreads.</p>