<p>In honor of the ascension of Barack Obama (Columbia '83) to the Presidency, here is a look how how the Ivies have fared at getting their sons (and daughters....just kidding!) into the Oval Office...</p>
<p>Brown: None, dude. The Presidency is too "corporate."</p>
<p>Columbia: Alexander Hamilton, both Roosevelts, Eisenhower, (and some other guy, something-bama)</p>
<p>Dartmouth: None, unless you count Animal House's Blutarsky (John</a> "Bluto" Blutarsky - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia)</p>
<p>Harvard: Both Roosevelts (again), JFK, Obama (again), and George W. Bush (which pretty much cancels out all the awesomeness of the other ones)</p>
<p>Penn: William Henry Harrison, who died 30 days into his 1st term in 1841. (This still gives Henry Harrison a better legacy than George W. Bush). Penn community is traumatized by his death, vows never to go into government and all work for investment banks.</p>
<p>Princeton: James Madison, Woodrow Wilson, heroic anti-semite both responsible for creating and dooming the League of Nations. (on a side note, we also have Old Nassau to thank for Donald Rumsfeld, who, while not President, still was an epic fail)</p>
<p>Yale: George W. Bush. George H.W. Bush. Bill Clinton. George W. Bush. Gerald Ford. William Howard Taft. Did we mention George W. Bush? (no, we're really never gonna let Yale guys live that one down. Ever.)</p>