Ivy Chances for Horrendously Low GPA?

Chance Me / Match Me!
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<p>I'm an international kid who already graduated from high school last year. I spent all 4 years of high school in various international/american schools in Asia. Right now I'm working but in like half a year my contract will be over and I'll join the Singaporean Army for two years. I'm not sure what I want to major in yet but I'm thinking about business administration, economics, and finance. Oh, I’m a male asian.</p>

<p>Academics:
GPA (un-weighted): 3.3ish
Schools did not rank</p>

<p>APs:
-Lit 4
-Euro 4
-Calc AB 5
-Stats 5
-Physics 4
-Chem 4
-APES 5</p>

<p>SAT I: 2190 (can’t remember what the breakdown was but M was 790)</p>

<p>SAT II:
-Math II 710
-Physics 710
*I could definitely improve those scores and get 750+ scores on other SAT IIs if I retook them</p>

<p>Extra-Curricular/Others:
-Varsity Swimming 9-12, MVP 12
-JV X-Country 12
-JV Track and Field 9-10
-Jazz Band, Saxophone (playing for 8 years), 10-12
-Chess Club, Head of International Relations, 12
-SAFE Club (Environmental Service), 9-11
-AP Scholar with distinction
-Also play the electric guitar (4-5 years) and piano (12ish years)
-English (fluent, 1st language)
-Mandarin (developing fluency, 2nd language)
-Japanese (basics, only studied for two years)</p>

<p>Employment:
-Summer Camp Counselor for 4 years of high school
-Administration Specialist (Pub Sec Marketing) at IBM (Ongoing)</p>

<p>Additional Comments:
I prefer larger schools in large cities in more liberal states. My dream schools are probably Columbia, U Penn, and Stanford. I tried applying and stating that I’ll need a 2-3 year deferment to a bunch of top top schools last year and was rejecting from all. Yeah it kind of hurt but I was expecting it. When I applied I only had 2 APs with a score of 4-5, I had the same GPA and SAT scores you see up there. It was also kind of a rush job since I wasn’t planning on applying until like a month before the deadline for EAs. I’m hoping I can get into the officer cadet school in the army and get a leadership role. With an officer position in the army, decent exam scores, a good essay, and pretty good work experience, do you think I could get into an ivy league school? If it matters, both of my older sisters are currently at Columbia. I think I could whip up a good essay since I'll be able to come up with a bunch of 'good hooks' since my resume is pretty unusual. What do you think? And if you think I won't make a top tier school, what range of schools should I apply to? Thanks for the help!</p>