<p>Stumbled upon these jokes while perusing the internet and thought they were too funny to not share! Hopefully no one gets offended; some of these are my top choices and I was not offended :)
Saving these mostly for future reference!</p>
<ol>
<li><p>How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two -- one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. </p></li>
<li><p>How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven -- one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience. </p></li>
<li><p>How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None -- Hanover doesn't have electricity. </p></li>
<li><p>How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two -- One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure. </p></li>
<li><p>How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it. </p></li>
<li><p>How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six -- one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest
the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold
a counter-protest. </p></li>
<li><p>How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None -- New Haven looks better in the dark. </p></li>
<li><p>How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One -- he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him. </p></li>
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<p>Can anyone attest to the accuracy of these stereotypes? :P</p>