<p>Yeah, I was bored, so what else is there to do besides make fun of OSU?</p>
<p>1)An Ohio State football player was nearly killed in a horrible horseback riding accident. He was thrown off the horse and almost got trampled. Thank God the K-Mart manager came out and unplugged it.</p>
<p>2)In a freak accident involving the Buckeyes mascot, a video camera and a tube of KY Jelly, Jim Tressell died, and went to heaven. When he arrived, St. Peter was waiting for him. He began to show him around the neighborhood, and eventually reached his dwelling. It was a nice log cabin with an OSU flag out front. They continued walking and eventually reached a huge 3 story mansion with tons of U of M decor in the yard and on the house. Tressell gets angry, and looks over at St. Peter.</p>
<p>"Why does Lloyd Carr get a mansion, while Im stuck in a log cabin? Sure its nice, but he gets this? The guy cant even lead his team to a bowl game victory for Christ sake!" Tressell yells.</p>
<p>St. Peter replies, "Jim, thats not Lloyd Carrs house, thats Gods."</p>
<p>3)Why do birds fly upside-down over Columbus?
Cause it aint worth a crap</p>
<p>4)Did you hear about the student who flunked out of UofM and then went to OSU?
He raised the standards of both schools </p>
<p>5)Two Ohio State football players were hootin and hollerin while partying on campus when a bartender asked them why they were celebrating. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. Two months?! exclaimed the bartender. The Buckeye proudly replied, Yeah, the box said 4 - 6 years!</p>
<p>Feel free to add on...</p>
