<p>Please forgive me for that quite insensitive Post #15 immediately supra … but the ‘inspiration’ for it came from a real life experience I had some yrs ago</p>
<p>As my faithful readers here at CC know, I am not only the parent of two succesfully graduated college students, but I was also a faculty member at Brown University for 24 yrs [ retired now ]</p>
<p>As such, and due to my area of expertise, I am occasionally asked to either provide expert testimony or consult in cases of litigation</p>
<p>People usually think of such ‘hired gun experts’ as willing to swear to whatever the attorney paying their fee wants them to say … but my ‘Ground Rule’ is that I’ll review any case for an hourly fee, and then give the client’s counsel my honest opinion … if they like what they hear, they’ll sign me on … but I personally would never commit perjury just to make a buck</p>
<p>Anyways, there was this case I was asked to consult on for a defendant in a lawsuit … IMHO the client had no liabilty whatsoever, and I was willing to testify to that … and the client wanted to fight this ridiculous lawsuit all the way to the SCOTUS, if necessary …</p>
<p>But the guy’s attorney wanted him to settle. Why?? Because the case was highly technical, involved ‘grey areas’ of both fact and law, and would be --shall we say – ‘difficult’ for the average laymen to comprehend</p>
<p>If this had been a criminal matter, I would have recommended a ‘jury-waived’ trial, where the Judge is the final “trier of fact” … but in civil cases, the plaintiff can demand a Jury trial, there’s no other option</p>
<p>So we’re all in this meeting with the client, who’s basically demanding to fight, fight! fight!!
… because he, and all of us, knows he’s in the right</p>
<p>But then the attorney drops this bombshell on him:</p>
<p>" Do you <em>really</em> want to put all of your assets — <em>everything</em> you’ve ever worked for in your entire life — into the hands of twelve people who were too stupid to get out of jury duty ?? "</p>
<p>After a loooong, pregnant pause, the client sez : “I guess not”</p>
<p>Case closed / settlement for plaintiff …</p>