Just a joke (nobody get offended, please!)

Prep School Admissions
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<p>I'll probably get hate mail after posting this, but .. we all need a laugh. :D
keep in mind this is totally out-dated (taken from AceRockolla, 06-15-2006, 01:55 PM)</p>

<p>"** HOW MANY STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB AT: **</p>

<p>-ST. PAUL'S: Three - one to screw it in and two to sculpt the old one into a bong.</p>

<p>-ANDOVER: One - He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.</p>

<p>-EXETER: Twenty - a committee composed of students from every possible ethnic group to screw it in unison.</p>

<p>-GROTON: None - Their butlers do it for them. (??)</p>

<p>-HOTCHKISS: Three - one to screw in the lightbulb and two more to screw him "Hotchkiss Style."</p>

<p>-LOOMIS: Two - One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were at a better school the lightbulb wouldn't go out.</p>

<p>-PROCTOR: Three-one to stare at the light bulb in a confused manor, one to run and get his learning skills teacher, and the teacher to call maintnence.</p>

<p>-CHOATE: Seven - One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.</p>

<p>-DEERFIELD: Four - one to change it and three to pick out the perfect J. Crew outfit for the occasion.</p>

<p>-TAFT: Six - one varsity athlete to change it and five of his friends to help him with his geometry homework.</p>

<p>-MILTON: Two - One to screw it in perfectly, and another to kill himself when he finds out that the first guy did it better than him.</p>

<p>-GOVERNOR DUMMER: Twelve - six to hike to the nearest village to buy a new one, six to figure out the directions, and one to plow the fields and feed the oxen while the others are occupied.</p>

<p>-NOBLES: 301 - One to screw it in and three hundred to be really lame.</p>

<p>-LAWRENCEVILLE: They're still working on it.</p>

<p>-SALSBURY: Two - one to screw it in and one to buy an inflatable sheep so they can party all night long.</p>

<p>-WORCESTOR ACADEMY: None -Wooster looks better in the dark.</p>

<p>-MIDDLESEX: 216 - One to steal a bulb from someone else, fifteen to start rumors about who the thief was, and two hundred to have an unsupervised party off-campus.</p>

<p>-ST. GEORGE'S: One - but he tries to do it like the guys at Middlesex</p>

<p>-ST. MARK'S: Seven - one to screw it in and six to talk about how chill it is.</p>

<p>-ST. SEBASTIAN'S: Ten - a female teacher to change it,eight students to look up her skirt while she does it, and a priest so they can go confess their sin the next Sunday.</p>

<p>-WILLISTON: Seven - One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on manure.</p>

<p>-GUNNERY: None - Lava lamps don't burn out man! "</p>

<p>my favorite was Deerfield's. sorry. :P & again, please don't hurt me!</p>

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<p>haha! funny kind of. my favorite ones are the sexual ones, if there are any. if not, i sure do have a dirty mind ;) jk</p>

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<p>kind of funny? This is too funny in a cruel way. Ones I can never forget:</p>

<p>-HOTCHKISS: Three - one to screw in the lightbulb and two more to screw him "Hotchkiss Style." (oh man)</p>

<p>-GOVERNOR DUMMER: Twelve - six to hike to the nearest village to buy a new one, six to figure out the directions, and one to plow the fields and feed the oxen while the others are occupied. (ouch)</p>

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<p>um for Governor Dummer was the fact that you actually listed 13 people (though you said 12) supposed to be that way?</p>

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<p>wat is hotchkiss style?</p>

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<p>I don't know what "Hotchkiss Style" refers to (don't know if I want to). I did see a really funny youtube video that the kids at Millbrook did for the GreenCup Challenge. A Millbrook student was showing a Hotchkiss student around campus and the Hotchkiss student was dressed formally, but was carrying a lacrosse stick around with him. It was obvious the Millbrook kids were making fun of Hotchkiss being something of a country club. </p>

<p>"Millbrook + Green Cup" would probably bring it up.</p>

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<p>That was really funny</p>

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<p>haha my favorite are:
gunnery
salisbury (my friend who goes there would definitely be the type of person to bring the sheep)
st. sebastians</p>

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<p>why would you even need an inflatable sheep to party all night long?</p>

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<p>I'm assuming they mean to compare an inflatable sheep to a blow-up doll (the kind for s-e-x)</p>

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<p>blow up dolls are not fun, cant believe they even make those</p>

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<p>haha that's really funny :)</p>

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<p>@ senay : .. how would you know? actually.. on second thought, don't tell me. >_>"</p>

<p>& yeah, whoopsies, governor dummer's would be 13.. i copied & pasted this without properly proof-reading. sorry!</p>

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<p>hmmm...ive learned a lot from friends and their special hobbies. lol</p>

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<p>Gunnery was pretty good (speaking as a current student), but I’d say Deerfield’s was the best!</p>

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<p>hahahah Gunnery and Worcester… pretty harsh on the Worcester. lol</p>

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<p>i got into Andover and i dont disagree with that joke haha</p>

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<p>I’m also in at Andover, and I do agree. Couldn’t have been said better.</p>

<p>Haha, Exeter’s one is so true.</p>

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<p>why is Andover’s the only one that is completely positive? was the person who wrote this a student there?</p>

<p>what is “Hotchkiss Style”?
do i want to know?</p>

<p>haha Exeter’s was funny.</p>

<p>wow, Senay, those are some friends you got there.</p>

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<p>Andovers not positive…Unless you consider saying their cocky and thinks the world revolves around them is a good thing.</p>