<p>“so do half the things you crazy Indians eat. You think samosas are a health food?”</p>
<p>Do you KNOW me??!</p>
<p>Have you EVER seen me with a samosa? No.</p>
<p>Case closed. </p>
<p>“don’t proselytize about food. i’ll clog my arteries any which way i want. :P”</p>
<p>Then do it right. Drink beer. eat gnocchi. Not freedom fries. jesus.</p>