<p>POst them! I saw one that said "Why you get c-sian, you not b-sian, you a-sian!"</p>
<p>Does lame and stupid facebook picture counts?</p>
<p>My teacher told me that her friend put up a picture of her pregnancy test on her facebook page since her friend was excited to be pregnant.</p>
<p>some black girl posted this as her status: Wht a fckin nhite lmao me tink nd cookie went ham adt 1100 Til est !
ExRated chick !</p>
<p>can anyone translate? lol</p>
<p>I hate statuses that are just lames things that people are doing. Like “So-and-so just bought a coffee!” or “So-and-so is brushing his teeth.” or “So-and-so is taking a dump.” My brother is one of the worst offenders.</p>
<p>Wednesday, after the new twilight movie came out:</p>
<p>“So i stayed up all night, looking at the moon…and never saw the eclipse”</p>
<p>he was serious.</p>
<p>^ wow really?</p>
<p>falsely profound song lyrics:</p>
<p>“There’s always gonna be another mountain. I’m always gonna want to make it move. ILY <3”</p>
<p>@Kenzie: That’s hilarious. Sure he wasn’t just trying to be funny?</p>
<p>“mty eyes.say drnk becassue imthe u”</p>
<p>“gonena light it up like its dynamiyyyyeee … Put ur hands in theee air… Throw my hands in the air sometimes … I wannna celebtatie my life sometim”</p>
<p>The second girl even replied to her own status saying ‘shot’… at least she got that one right.</p>
<p>hahha I love reading stupid Facebook statuses… here are a bunch from my FB ‘friends’:</p>
<p>“Wow just woke up and already annoyed ; wth -_-”
“its fading away!!!” and then …
“a shooting star shines so bright but it always fades away!!!” (4 people liked it)
“ICE ON THE NECK OF ME,ICE ON THE WRIST OF ME,ICE ON BOTH HANDS ***** I M LEAT LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE!!!”
“mean paprazzi on me trying not to get caught out They always seem to catch me with the woman that I brought out”
“I got to poop so bad but I’m afriad it’ll rip my buttcheeks - anonymous”
“my grandma is drunk ■■■■■”
“Justin Bieber changed his picture on Twitter :)”
“Watching How HIgh For mah 1st time…Dis Movie Funny as ■■■ Cant Believe it got 1 star” (6 people liked it)
“LOVE my new twitter background <3”
“now i can see you girl, you ain’t gotta say nothing . your lips are calling me, like they wanna do something <3”
“you can have her now, but tell me how my dick tastes niggaaa” (9 people liked it)
“is when you’re a nice person…a lot of people like you. =)”</p>
<p>“borrred”
“so bored! ugh!”
“home! bored!”
" Bored! Listening to music and then gettin ready to go out! :)"
“Rawr! 
”
“Bored”</p>
<p>I just don’t see the point in these.</p>
<p>There are so many that I see everyday…but I forget about most of them & i probably wouldnt be able to find them since they’re old…lmao. But here’s a little taste:</p>
<p>" **** The Hoe’s And Kick It With My Bro’s!!!"</p>
<p>Straightening My Hair!</p>
<p>Somali Porn 101!</p>
<p>**** The Haters, The People That Get To Me, The Whiners, The People That Cheat Me, The People Who Pretend To Be My Friend, Those Who Are Purposely Rude, Those Who Purposely Lie, The Hypicritical, The Greedy The Deceiving, And **** The People Who Dont Appreciate Me!</p>
<p>♥ It How AFRICAN Americans Dont Think They Are African Like ***??!</p>
<p>I just mowed my lawn and trimmed the bushes! long day of hard work!</p>
<p>I LOVE OFF LATINO GIRLS SAY SOMETHING</p>
<p>inda bedroom i have skills</p>
<p>She got me soo badddd oh lord</p>
<p>imagine da mix my kid is gunna be i wonder…</p>
<p>if i was famous i wonder who i would get compaired to ? haters ima be famous one day</p>
<p>Ive beeen told IM CUTE AND FUNNY AND CHARMING HANDSOME IM BAFFED</p>
<p>I JUS WANNA LIVE IN AMERICA DAS MY DREAM</p>
<p>love ? how do you know its real love ; do we just call it love because were togather</p>
<p>whi hoes alwaysz talkinq *<strong><em>t ? *</em></strong>inq hatersz thats not cute !</p>
<p>haha damn today was bomb me and tha boysz was watchinq a kid sleepinq in class haha
were cool qet like us !</p>
<p>haha maisah is overr about to go swimming in my pool !</p>
<p>**** My Life ! **** This World ! uqh **** Everythinq/Everyone !</p>
<p>sooo annoyeddd .</p>
<p>pretty sure the drama that girls make is unreal . unreal & immature . pretty sure its time for us all to grow up & get over ourself . we all understand that the class of 2013 are all either sluts . *****es . or man whores . but that doesnt mean we have to make it known to the whole school .</p>
<p>lmao I love reading these.</p>
<p>
hey hey that’s my class :P</p>
<p>I admit, the majority are pretty immature though… Dx
Thank goodness for the class of 2012, 11, and 10.</p>
<p>^LOL. And this year’s freshman’s class was REALLY bad…most of them were downright trashy.</p>
<p>But next year’s 2014 class is going to be twice as worse though :(</p>
<p>I’m completely serious…lol.</p>
<p>I have quite a few friends who have only just become 9th graders (I tutor kids, they friend me). So much stupidity. They all “like” 30,000 pages a day.</p>
<p>“I’m out TXT the cell” every 15 minutes. Legit.</p>
<p>Any one that includes that damn Airplanes song.</p>
<p>“its summer nigggas, were supposed to be crazayy!”
“sunny day princess(;”
'**** everyone, i’m done with this society."</p>
<p>“Dad put foot down, is making me go to church or blackmailed me to take away cell…ugh”
“I hate when ugly girls try to act cute”
“I was drinking before I came, when I got here I did the same. I don’t like beer I like champagne so cheers to Lil Wayne :)”
“SMH . .”
“I’m a strong girl, I keep my **** in line. Even with tears falling down my wet cheek, I can still say those 2 words, I’m fine.”
“its the 2 month aniversary of my birthday :)”
“ggget me out of here”
If i had my own world id build you an empire"
“One thing i hate about summer are freaken bug bites.ugh”
“We touch, I feel a rush. We clutch, it isn’t much, but it’s enough to make me wonder what’s in store for us”</p>
<p>“is having fun celebrating 4th of July in England”
“■■■■ I am so tired of being tired! I just want to sleep man so I don’t have to think of other crap and so I can stop being tired!”
“I want someone to remind me what happy feels like <…3”</p>
<p>The worst ones are the song lyric statuses.
Sunday morning is when everyone alerts you that they’re going to church.
And black people’s statuses are the best!! :)</p>