<p>Someone on my friends list just posted this 4 minutes ago: </p>
<p>“Visiting my grandma before she dies in the hospital”</p>
<p>Why the hell would you make this your status?</p>
<ol>
<li><p>likee: yuu my niqqa .
dislikee: yo phone is cutt off &dnt even be chillinqq w| a niqqa cuhs nobody can hyu [ hit yuu up ) .
lovee: thatt your name is PRINCESS [ omgg ) .
1st impression: she too quiet , we might not get along .
butt now yuu AINT quiet at all (=</p></li>
<li><p>hey hoe… oh im sorry. thts not yur name? its jus writin on tht tittie thts hangin out yur shirt… #MyMistake !</p></li>
<li><p>hi ****yewwww.</p></li>
<li><p>wattup facebook. wattup</p></li>
<li><p>bingoo wass the bombbb.</p></li>
<li><p>ever wonder if you’re here at all?</p></li>
<li><p>does anyone break hearts that duct tape can’t fix?</p></li>
<li><p>the ice cream truck just passed by my house. time to chase that ****er down.</p></li>
</ol>
<p>^^ wow that was just… unnecessary of the person who posted that.</p>
<p>“eclipse=amazing!!!”
(i don’t like the person who posted anyway)</p>
<p>“love you niggaa”
(this was between two white girls)</p>
<p>“didn’t get the first hour of [the movie] changeling”
(the person doesn’t seem too smart)</p>
<p>^I found changeling to be amazingly easy to understand.</p>
<p>People Are So Drity ! Like How You Going To Get Up , And Not Brush Your Teeth Or Wash Your Face . Ughh Your A Drity Biitch ! :/</p>
<p>Some random black chick.</p>
<p>^^^^ lmao @ #8.</p>
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<p>Oh my god. Next time I see if only airplanes in the night sky were like shooting stars, I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now♥, I’ll shoot myself.</p>
<p>^I’m assuming you’re dead now then</p>
<p>“Spain won!!!”</p>
<p>repeated over 50 times.</p>
<p>^^Still alive. Though I haven’t logged on to FB for a while so…</p>
<p>I hate when ppl put their schedules. IE- lunch.thengame.then[name]'shouse.<3</p>
<p>@187-
the wc comes only every four years, so i’m okay w/ those type of comments…</p>
<p>personally, statuses like
“Today I realized that to be the best I can be, I need to give it my 100%” make me cringe. Yeah, I know, i’m sure it’s a self- motivation thing but…
write it your diary or something…</p>
<p>I HATE statuses which pretend to be deep and meaningful but are really emptier than a Ke$ha song.</p>
<p>I hate song lyrics as statuses.</p>
<p>I hate 
at the end of a status.</p>
<p>I hate statuses which repeat letters (e.g. boreddd. txt me )</p>
<p>I hate statuses which are a love note (without u, my life is meaningless♥)</p>
<p>I hate statuses which use stupid emoticons (:P)</p>
<p>Can’t think of more.</p>
<p>My favorite is when people post statuses that are like
“BBM ME!”
“out BBM ME”
“omg i dropped my blackberry in a pool…BBM ME!”
“im so hungover”</p>
<p>-_-</p>
<p>wow you guys hate a majority of statuses. Like really.</p>
<p>there’s this one kid who isn’t very popular and every day, without fail, his status is the same thing</p>
<p>“so bored lol. hit me up 555-555-5555”</p>
<p>i don’t think anyone ever hits him up.</p>
<p>out. txxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxt(:</p>
<p>no.</p>
<p>I’ve seen that Airplane song on different peoples’ status 4 times! It was cute the first time, but now it’s overused.</p>
<p>People who constantly post their number on statuses confuse me. Clearly, if we wanted to call or text, we would’ve just asked you for your number.</p>
<p>Everyone is posting their AP scores in their statuses right now. I really dislike such public displays (though, I must admit, I did once complain about only getting about 170%, not 200%, in English, but, in my defense, that was in jest). One kid, who, so far as I know him, is totally legit, sort of mocked such posts, which I thought was cool.</p>
<p>I hate the ones where they say they’re bored.
If you’re bored, get the f&#$ off of Facebook and find something to do!</p>