Left Handedness: Conspiracy Theory?

<p>So it appears that 90% of the world's population is right-handed . . . but the left-handers are clearly running the show. Coincidence? Hmmmmmmm:</p>

<p>Left-Handed Royals and Other Sinister Facts </p>

<p>•About 90 percent of people are right-handed. Most of the rest are distinctly left-handed, though some are ambidextrous to one degree or another. </p>

<p>•When both parents are right-handed, 92 percent of their children are. When one parent is left-handed, about 80 percent of the children are right-handed. When both parents are left-handed, about half their children are right-handed. </p>

<p>•Left-handedness runs in families. In the British royal family, for example, the Queen Mother, Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Charles and Prince William are all left-handed. </p>

<p>•Males are somewhat more likely than females to be left-handed. There is some evidence that the children of left-handed mothers and right-handed fathers are more likely to be left-handed than are the children of right-handed mothers and left-handed fathers. </p>

<p>•In a striking 18 percent of identical twins, products of the same egg with exactly the same genetic makeup, one twin is right-handed and the other left-handed. There also seems to be a higher proportion of fraternal twins with different handedness than is the case with other siblings. </p>

<p>•The left hemisphere of the brain controls the motor coordination of right-handed people, and the right hemisphere controls it in lefties. In almost all instances, the speech and language of right-handed people are controlled by the left side of their brain. But in left-handed people, the right hemisphere controls speech and language in at least 30 percent of the cases. </p>

<p>•A much larger percentage of young people than old people are left-handed. This may be, as one researcher suggests, because lefties die earlier. Or it may be because in an earlier time, natural lefties were taught to write and perform other tasks with their right hands and now think of themselves as right-handed. </p>

<p>•A disproportionate number of lefties seem to be geniuses (Einstein), artists (Leonardo, Michelangelo, Picasso) and athletes (Babe Ruth). A disproportionate number also seem to be criminals (Jack the Ripper, Billy the Kid). </p>

<p>•Except for Jimmy Carter, every president for the last quarter-century has been left-handed. There is no question about Gerald R. Ford, George Bush or Bill Clinton. Ronald Reagan writes and eats with his right hand. But Edmund Morris, the Reagan biographer, has little doubt that Mr. Reagan is a natural lefty who is one of those who were trained to use their right hands. In the movies, Mr. Morris says, Mr. Reagan always twirled and shot pistols with his left hand, and as president, he always waved with his left hand. The presidential string is about to be broken. Vice President Al Gore and Gov. George W. Bush are both right-handed. </p>

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<p>50 FAMOUS LEFTIES</p>

<p>Historical Figures
• Alexander the Great
• Charlemagne
• Julius Caesar
• Napoleon Bonaparte
• Dr. Albert Schweitzer </p>

<p>People in the News
• Gen. Colin L. Powell
• Gen. H. Norman Schwarzkopf
• Fidel Castro
• Steve Forbes
• Ross Perot </p>

<p>Entertainers (past)
• Marilyn Monroe
• Greta Garbo
• Judy Garland
• W. C. Fields
• Charlie Chaplin </p>

<p>Entertainers (present)
• Oprah Winfrey
• Whoopie Goldberg
• Jay Leno
• Jerry Seinfeld
• Robert Redford </p>

<p>Artists
• Leonardo da Vinci
• Michelangelo
• Pablo Picasso
• Raphael
• Albrecht Dürer </p>

<p>Authors
• Mark Twain
• Lewis Carroll
• Eudora Welty
• James Baldwin
• Peter Benchley </p>

<p>Athletes
• Ben Hogan
• Mark Spitz
• Pelé
• Bill Russell
• Bruce Jenner </p>

<p>Music
• Ludwig van Beethoven
• Ringo Starr
• Paul McCartney
• Cole Porter
• Jimi Hendrix </p>

<p>Law
• Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg
• Justice Anthony M. Kennedy
• Marcia Clark
• Clarence Darrow
• F. Lee Bailey </p>

<p>Criminals
• John Dillinger
• Billy the Kid
• Boston Strangler
• Jack-the-Ripper
• John Wesley Hardin </p>

<p>Sources: Left-Hander's Newsletter; Dr. M. K. Holder, Indiana University</p>

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<p>i have a theory:</p>

<p>people who copy other people have negative self images, right? cuz they always need to check and make sure they're doing the right thing, right? well lefties obviously have positive self images because they dont copy people around them!!</p>

<p>therefore, lefties are more confident and more likely to become famous.</p>

<p>"In the movies, Mr. Morris says, Mr. Reagan always twirled and shot pistols with his left hand, and as president, he always waved with his left hand."</p>

<p>Before now, I thought everyone twirled their pistols with their left hand.</p>

<p>Good observations. More independent research:</p>

<p>Famous Left-Handers vs. Famous Right-Handers</p>

<p>Left-Handers </p>

<p>Jesus<br>
Luke Skywalker<br>
Julius Caesar<br>
Beethoven<br>
Sarah Jessica Parker<br>
Leonardo da Vinci<br>
Tom Cruise<br>
Brent Spiner
Tim Allen<br>
Wil Wheaton<br>
Aristotle<br>
Emma Thompson<br>
Michael Dorn<br>
Gandhi<br>
Matthew Broderick<br>
Alexander the Great</p>

<p>Right-Handers</p>

<p>No one good</p>

<p>Thanks for making me feel a little more special.</p>

<p>haha makes me feel good about being left handed
(hate pen smudges on my hand-lefites know what I'm talking about)</p>

<p>hahaha go us!</p>

<p>I think I should have been left handed... in my one year in public school (kindergarten) I wasn't really sure, sort of used both hands, but probably would have ended up going left, and the teacher made me go right.
I think that's the root of all my "issues" now.</p>

<p>and actually apparently I do some things like a lefty still. people will watch me doing something and ask if I'm left handed.</p>

<p>so I guess, unlike stuck-on-1700, I'm SlightlyAmbidextruous.</p>

<p>lol^ ;)
I'm a complete lefty - as you might have guessed.
Anyway, It's well known that lefties are more creative than righties...</p>

<p>We will revolt against you damn'd left-handed people! Viva La Resistance!</p>

<p>I once read somewhere that all lefties are/were supposed to be part of a twin...but if you do not have a twin then the other one (the righty) didn't develop.</p>

<p>Something to that nature. I found it qiute amusing.</p>

<p>mr_chipset,</p>

<p>You right-handers cannot win. Resistance is futile. All right-handers will be assimilated.</p>

<p>My husband and I are right handed, but both of our children are lefties. :shrugs:</p>

<p>Wow, copter, the odds of that outcome are pretty slim. Genetics, go figure!</p>

<p>I know, right! </p>

<p>My father was left handed and so is my husband's father. </p>

<p>My theory is that one or the other of us had the "southpaw" trained out of us when we began to show a preference as very young children, or when we were handed over to the nuns in grade school.</p>

<p>Also, before you graduate you wear your tassel to the right. After you graduate, you wear it to the left. I think left-handers are brainwashing us right handers to conform to the devil when we get out into the real world. :-P</p>

<p>Yeah, this makes me feel better about being left handed :) I'm usually just told i'll die sooner, since everything in the world is 'made' for right handed people.</p>

<p>I wish I was left handed. :rolleyes:</p>

<p>I'm going to train myself to become ambidextrous. :D</p>