<p>A CC freestyle thread.</p>
<p>Just start rapping, and let's see how long it can go.</p>
<p>Let’s not /thread</p>
<p>FunStuff’s got no puff</p>
<p>Cuz he aint got no Duff…errhmm…</p>
<p>yeah I’m sure the rest of CC have awesome vernacular considering their SAT vocab</p>
<p>[insert beat boxing]
I really suck at rapping sooo…</p>
<p>lol true</p>
<p>So while we sit and wait for CCers to play
I’ll just wait for Turkey Day</p>
<p>Nerds on CC talkin that Ivy league stuff
I just want to lean back and make a long puff?
D:</p>
<p>alright… we need a random topic.</p>
<p>On 3… : Money</p>
<p>Money on the low, but still the ace of spades
Hope these damm colleges give me some financial aid</p>
<p>96,000… Damn…</p>
<p>96,000… Dollers? Holla.</p>
<p>96,000… Yo, somebody won!</p>
<p>96,000…</p>
<p>Yo…
If I won the lotto tomorrow
well I know
I wouldn’t bother going on no spending spree
I’d pick a business school and pay the entrance fee
Then maybe, if you’re lucky, you’ll stay friends with me.
I’ll be a business man,
richer than Nina’s daddy,
Donald Trump and I on the links,
and he’s my caddy
My money’s making money, I’m going from po’ to moto
Keep the bling, I want the brass ring like frodo!</p>
<p>Like Wu-Tang C.R.E.A.M gets me the money
Dollar bills fly to me like bees fly to honey
I’m so rich saturated in money content
Blowing money like I’m in the club, it’s spent.</p>
<p>How would you like it
If I got all up inside of it
I make my way to the top
and look down below in spite of it
I can change the rankings
and create a wild ride of it
expose the wrong pieces
and shine a bright light on it
Let’s just go and try it
and have a lovely time with it
I’m like a great magician
Now watch me pull my final trick
This kid thinks he’s funny
How about we just deride his wit
Oh man I’m sorta woozy
Please help me down so I can sit</p>
<p>They keep telling us girls, go make me my dinner
But they don’t know, we only marry the winner
Only the playboy who’s rolling in bills
Or the guy with investment skills
rappingisnoteffortless</p>
<p>girls want to be trophy wifes
So they better make my dinner
Dont wanna cook ya whole lifes
be the main bread winner</p>
<p>Time for lesson on how to spell
What’s up? You skip elementary school?
The plural of wife is wives
Use leaves when you’ve got more than one leaf
And the multiple of life is spelled lives
You think you can bring home the beef
Even though you can’t spell for s***?
Get over your 1950s misogyny
Stop watching the TV,
and make your own damn sandwich.</p>
<p>Your conceited smile,
You say it’s a million bucks.
And that life’s about simplicity,
going back to the pond with the ducks.
I’m sick of you and this game,
If you want to shoot me just aim.</p>
<p>yo yo
CC is wack
Everyone’s on crack
To get college
Is typical knowledge
Sat you know
2200 is soso
I can retake that shyte
To make it in</p>
<p>Eat it</p>
<p>Now, now, look who’s on here,
Don’t hate, just shut up and hear,
See my flow so fluid, seven times,
And I’m so cold, just me and my ice,
BigKev’s in the house, schooling this track,
Conjunction junction, let this beat rock,
If you can’t see me, then you still blind,
Skull like Halo, candies, this is game over</p>
<p>For some reason I get the feeling you’re copping lupe</p>
<p>Haha, I’m trying to be as lyrical as Lu.</p>
<p>There once was a pimp dog
Known as the Boss Hogg
Killed some cats in the gutter
Didn’t hesitate or stutter
Took them out with his glock
That was in his back pock
Didn’t get caught
With the devil he will rot</p>