Lightbulb Jokes! Everybody loves them!

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<p>Just for pure entertainment. I'm thinking Stanford needs one as well. </p>

<p>How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.</p>

<p>How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience.</p>

<p>How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb? Thirteen---1 to hold the lightbulb and 12 to drink enough to make the room spin.</p>

<p>How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two--One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.</p>

<p>How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets six credits for it.</p>

<p>How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventy-six--one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest.</p>

<p>How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb? None--New Haven looks better in the dark.</p>

<p>How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb? One--he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him</p>

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<p>How many MIT students does it take? One, but you have to wait for him to finish his problem set.</p>

<p>How many USC students? Ten: One to change the bulb, and nine to make sure he doesn't get shot while changing it.</p>

<p>How many Stanford Band members? Three: One to change the lightbulb, one to give the first a Breathalyzer test, and one to deal with the public outrage at the offensive way in which the bulb was changed.</p>

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<p>This is my fave: How many Virginia students does it take to change a lightbulb?--Depends, one out of state or three in state.</p>

<p>Here are the rest: <a href="http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=146921&highlight=light%5B/url%5D"&gt;http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=146921&highlight=light&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p>