<p>I assure y’all that I didn’t try to put all your usernames into social websites to see if you have accounts under the same name. I was actually looking at a concert event page and glanced at who was attending, 'cause I had nothing better to do and was jealous that it was 21+…grr. anyway, I thought one username sounded familiar…</p>
<p>WHAT THE *<strong><em>? JB is a *</em></strong>ing girl? Jesus christ. What else am I in the dark on?</p>
<p>In response to birdhouse, if you google “ektaylor” you will be treated to my internet activity since high school when I was cutting my teeth in the democratic national committee’s blog. And yes, my profile picture is of me; albeit, an ironic presentation of myself. Which concert was it?</p>
<p>There’s actually a quite involved story behind it. Maybe I’ll share when I don’t have 10mg of melatonin dissolving in my stomach. A taste: protein in all the right places. That taste actually imparts nothing. Ok, I’m going to watch Mad Men or, like, Yes (Prime) Minister while I fall asleep.</p>
<p>Friend me on last.fm, I want to judge your taste.</p>