Longest thread ever?

<p>Okay,guys, after days of "very hard thinking", I have finally devised a ploy of creating the longest thread ever on CC. I plan on achieving 1 million posts before Sunday the 17th. This is how it goes:
All you have to do just start numbering from 1 to a million.</p>

<p>I'll start: 1</p>

<p>I'm bored btw.</p>

<p>grand plan</p>

<p>Come on man, stick to the plan.
This would be post number 3.</p>

<p>The Department of Pesticides is going to delete this...</p>

<p>Yeah, I know they probably are but let's hope for the mean time. If you are a moderator reading this, please don't delete it. I've never achieved anything in life and deleting this would just be adding to my lifelong pile of failures.</p>

<p>Post 5 by the way!</p>

<p>Yea that will really stop them from deleting this</p>

<p>^^
are you nuts? you can't discuss mod action. now this is DEFINITELY going to be deleted</p>

<p>Why not?</p>

<p>Post #9</p>

<p>10...........................</p>

<p>11...........................</p>

<p>tuh-weelve</p>

<p>13........................</p>

<p>im bored 1million 92</p>

<p>14</p>

<p>15.....................</p>

<p>16.......................</p>

<p>if this doesn't get deleted before it reaches 30, CC will be really really sad</p>

<p>cry cry tear tear</p>

<p>19.....................................</p>

<p>Stop spamming the place up more just because you're bored. Also, a million posts is a lot more than you think. It's physically impossible. It would require 6873 posts/hour. Think before you act.</p>

<p>21.........</p>