<p>When I took the mail out of the mailbox this morning, I noticed a fairly good-sized letter from the U of C. Immediately, I thought that it might be an early rejection letter (which is ridiculous now that I think of it, I mean, they probably haven't even opened my folder yet). But when I opened it, the first line of the letter said, "Congratulations!"</p>
<p>How cruel is that. For a moment, my heart leaped, as did my entire body.</p>
<p>It went on to say, congratulations on applying. Well, gee, thank you for the congratulations. Pfffff.</p>