<p>I wish you had a million dollars and the world government outlawed money.</p>
<p>I wish I would be remembered by everyone.</p>
<p>I wish you would be remembered by all as a Stalin, and then found and condemned to death by scourging.
I wish that I could destroy things at will.</p>
<p>I wish everyone had that power except you, and then everyone decided to destroy you. </p>
<p>I wish my arm didnt itch right now.</p>
<p>I wish that itch turned into a malignant melanoma.
I wish that I could be a sniper.</p>
<p>I wish you got shot by a sniper.</p>
<p>I wish I could drive 400 mph on the highway.</p>
<p>I wish you crashed doing so and became a statistic.
I wish all the Korean families here were repatriated because of their dislike of integration and scorn of people who don't follow pre-prescribed Korean stereotyped norms for other races.</p>
<p>I wish kman were black.</p>
<p>I wish today was National Intercourse Day</p>
<p>I wish that you'll get a celibacy belt sewn onto your body for the rest of your life.</p>
<p>I wish that I were a vampire.</p>
<p>There is no need to wish I am black; I am halfway there already. 'Tis my point.
I wish that you turned into a vampire bat and were consigned to eating apples for the rest of your life.
I wish that I could eat some good kimchi.</p>
<p>I wish you were eaten by some bad ass kimchi.</p>
<p>I wish for a check plus</p>
<p>I hope you get a check minus.</p>
<p>I wish my diary was longer than 14 pages.</p>
<p>I wish your diary was 14 volumes and that it was read by the last person you'd want to share it with.</p>
<p>I wish the weather isn't so cold.</p>
<p>I wish you were forced to sit outside for an entire day in the cold weather.</p>
<p>I wish I could win this game of chess.</p>
<p>I wish you lose every game you play in your life</p>
<p>I wish I had 4 15" kicker woofers in my trunk</p>
<p>I wish you go deaf at the age of 19.</p>
<p>I wish I had longer fingernails.</p>
<p>I wish while you were sleeping you nails stab you </p>
<p>I wish the dolphins win the super bowl</p>
<p>I wish the Superbowl gets yanked off of TV.</p>
<p>I wish I had ice cream.</p>
<p>I wish the Patriots would pwn every other team untl Hell freezes over.</p>
<p>I wish I had a more personable personality.</p>
<p>I wish the ice cream froze your palate solid.</p>
<p>I wish I could skydive and not have to use a parachute.</p>
<p>I wish you were thrown out of a 747 jetliner with no parachute.</p>
<p>I wish I can change my GPA to a 3.88 CUM.</p>