<p>I whish you only had a ibm thinkpad that crashes whenever you try to save your homework</p>
<p>I wish I had a 2000 IQ</p>
<p>I wish you got a brain tumor.</p>
<p>I wish that I'll win a medal at track championships.</p>
<p>I wish you pull your hamstring, then fall and in the process of falling collapse of dehydration and upon landing break your neck :P</p>
<p>I wish Stanford admits all Bahamian students applying</p>
<p>I wish Stanford lines the rejection letters of all Bahamian students with anthrax.</p>
<p>I wish I could just get a doctorate without much work.</p>
<p>I wish you work like a dog on your PhD until you're 40 then have your thesis rejected.
I wish I was a currency trader at Morgan Stanley.</p>
<p>I wish you were a cashier at Mickey D's.</p>
<p>I wish I it was a longer weekend than it is.</p>
<p>I wish that longer weekend would see you infected with AIDS, then carried to Jamaica where you would be decapitated by an angry mob.
I wish that I could insert a silicon brain in myself so I could control everyone.</p>
<p>I wish it gives you cancer and everyone controls you
I wish the cubs win the world series</p>
<p>I wish the NY Yankees would win.
I wish I got a 5 on APUSH and AP French.</p>
<p>I wish you would get 5 questions right.
I wish I were dead.</p>
<p>I wish you will live until you're one mole years old.
I wish I have green eyes.</p>
<p>I wish your green eyes will allow to you see danger before it happens.
I wish I were trapped on a falling elevator.</p>
<p>I wish you could get off the falling elevator but only on the 100th floor of a burning building</p>
<p>I wish I had a slave</p>
<p>I wish your slave would stab you in the eye.
I wish I were strong in the Force.</p>
<p>I wish your slave poisoned you and sliced off your fingers and made you eat them</p>
<p>I wish I had a 6 pack.</p>
<p>I wish you were strong in the Horse.</p>
<p>I wish Darth Vader is my father.</p>
<p>I wish Darth Vader would replace Princess Leia with Princess Purrli.
I wish the earth was flat.</p>
<p>never mind.....computer messing up.....</p>
<p>I wish you'd be trapped in an octagonal earth!
I wish I lived in NY.</p>
<p>I wish you lived in Ole' York</p>
<p>I wish I had a kite</p>