<p>I had fried foods had 10 times as much fat as they claimed. </p>
<p>I wish I had less paperwork.</p>
<p>I wish you got more paperwork and then got a papercut. :p</p>
<p>I wish I had a skateboard.</p>
<p>I wish you got in a skateboarding accident on Route 80 and died of a concussion in the process.</p>
<p>I wish today was Friday.</p>
<p>I wish you died the next day, Saturday.</p>
<p>I wish it was the last day of school.</p>
<p>I wish you had 30million days left of school.</p>
<p>I wish I had a 3.8/2100.</p>
<p>I wish you had a 2108.8.</p>
<p>I wish I could play the flute.</p>
<p>I wish you get smacked in the face with a dumbell so you can't blow into your flute.</p>
<p>I wish I had a jar of peanuts.</p>
<p>I wish you were alergic to penuts</p>
<p>I wish for hapiness</p>
<p>I wish you'll fail at every spelling test you'd ever take :p</p>
<p>I wish for world peace.</p>
<p>I wish all nuclear powers blow everone to dust</p>
<p>I wish that the Cubs win the World Series</p>
<p>I wish the red sox would win the world series again</p>
<p>I wish I wouldn't type things so damn fast</p>
<p>I wish you could only type at 11million words per minute.</p>
<p>I wish I was in Wharton right now.
I wish I had a 4.1 UW GPA.
I wish I had a 2350 SAT.
I wish I was an heir to Conrad Hilton (owner of Hilton hotels).</p>
<p>I wish Wharton would explode while you're visiting it and a brick would fall on your spine, turning you into a quadrapalegic.
(OOOhh, an edited challenge...)
I wish you had a .41 GPA.
I wish you had a 2350 SAT... on the old 1600 scale. CHEATER!
I wish you were related to Paris Hilton... because then I could count on you to euthanize her.</p>
<p>I wish my homework were finished.</p>
<p>I wish your teacher would email you within the hour and assign you another 65000 papers.</p>
<p>I wish my mom had connections at Morgan Stanley.</p>
<p>I wish your mom had Siamese connections to Morgan Stanley</p>
<p>I wish my weekend wasn't laden with schoolwork.</p>
<p>I wish every weekend for you was laden with schoolwork, even when you weren't enrolled in school.</p>
<p>I wish my entire next month wasn't laden with schoolwork.</p>
<p>I wish your next two years will be laden with homework</p>
<p>I wish my that tomorrow would be my last day of school not thursday</p>
<p>I wish your last day of school would be June 15, 2030.</p>
<p>I wish my dad was the CEO of Morgan Stanley.</p>
<p>I wish your dad was having an affair with the CEO of Morgan Stanley.</p>
<p>I wish I hadn't left my books at school.</p>
<p>LOL Icer. My next two years will be laden with schoolwork, along with the following eight or so. I'm never going to get out!</p>
<p>I wish that the janitor stole your books and threw them in the toilet.</p>
<p>I wish my math homework were done.</p>