<p>I really do wish you are alive after you tried that bungie jump thingy...</p>
<p>I wish I was the head of a totalitarian dictatorship that will rule the world.</p>
<p>I wish you were the president of the Vatican.</p>
<p>I wish I was studying at Wharton right now.</p>
<p>hehehe, somehow i find this really amusing...</p>
<p>I wish you were being raped at Wharton right now.</p>
<p>I wish i was done with high school.</p>
<p>I wish you somehow got held back, and all of a sudden you were a freshman again.</p>
<p>I wish I was a trader for Morgan Stanley.</p>
<p>I wish you were killed by a man named Morgan Stanley.</p>
<p>I wish summer was here.</p>
<p>I wish you would die of heat stroke during the summer.</p>
<p>I wish it was winter again.</p>
<p>I wish you lived in Massachusetts <em>grumpy</em></p>
<p>I wish that there'll be another planet discovered during my lifetime.</p>
<p>I wish nothing would be discovered until you die.</p>
<p>I wish I had photographic memory.</p>
<p>I wish your hippocampus would malfunction.</p>
<p>I wish to hear good news some time soon.</p>
<p>I wish the good news turned out to be bad news.
I wish I could run the mile in 4 minutes.</p>
<p>I wish you could run 4 miles in a minute</p>
<p>I wish I was 90 * 10^6 more pounds</p>
<p>I wish that you weighed 90 * 10^6 pounds.</p>
<p>I wish that I can be happy with what I have.</p>
<p>I wish would be greedy for the rest of your life.</p>
<p>I wish I could sleep right now.</p>
<p>I wish that you'd die in your sleep.</p>
<p>I wish that my APUSH teacher didn't have a sedative voice.</p>
<p>I wish your APUSH teacher didn't have a seductive voice.</p>
<p>I wish that I won't trip and fall during Monday's banquet.</p>
<p>I wish you would trip and fall and land face first in the lemon meringue pie.</p>
<p>I wish I could an awesome graduation.</p>
<p>I wish you'll stay back one year - where you're supposed to be!</p>
<p>I wish that I will write something creative in everyone's yearbooks.</p>
<p>I wish no one allows you to write in their yearbooks, because everyone hates you...</p>
<p>I wish that prom who be really spectacular.</p>
<p>I wish a bucket of paint fell on you at prom. </p>
<p>I wish I had supernatural powers.</p>
<p>I wish you had supernatural powers that caused people to die when you looked at them.</p>
<p>I wish I had a million dollars</p>