<p>Granted, but you’ll also be the poorest man in the world.</p>
<p>I wish I could travel around the world.</p>
<p>Granted, but you can never stay in one place for more than 2 hours.</p>
<p>I wish I could make any prominent decision.</p>
<p>Granted, but you always pick the wrong choice.</p>
<p>I wish I had lightening reflexes.</p>
<p>Granted, but one day your reflexes will be so light that you’ll have none at all.</p>
<p>(Lightening? Really? Your typo rendered your wish kind of useless.)</p>
<p>I wish everyone in the world could spell.</p>
<p>Granted. H0W3V3R, 50M3 P30pl3 W1Ll 5P3ll l1k3 7H15.</p>
<p>I wish for the ability to never get tired.</p>
<p>Granted, but the people around you will always be tired and sleep constantly.</p>
<p>I wish I could take all HL IB Classes, gets 7 on the exams, and have As in all my classes while having a social life and get into MIT and get my PhD and a wonderful paying job.</p>
<p>granted, however the world will end in 2012</p>
<p>I wish Zapz would come back :)</p>
<p>Granted. He will be banned because his name is recognized as having a z in it.</p>
<p>I wish AOM would come back :]</p>
<p>Granted. But he’ll hang out in the Chance Forums.</p>
<p>I wish polar bears were friendly.</p>
<p>Granted- but when would you be able to chill with them?- their location is so remote.
^ dibs for those who got the double meaning of chill ;)</p>
<p>I wish that I had enough money for Lady Gaga tickets.</p>
<p>Granted, but the concert is sold out.</p>
<p>I wish that airplanes in the night sky were like shooting stars.</p>
<p>Granted. But the shooting star crashes into the earth ending life as we know it.</p>
<p>I wish all that I will get an 800 on my June 5 US History SAT test</p>
<p>Granted, but you fail all other tests.</p>
<p>I wish I had the power to nullify anything.</p>
<p>granted, but you also nullify my granting your wish. (does that make sense? :/)</p>
<p>i wish i could have a magic lamp that could grant all my wishes.</p>
<p>lol @ #71, that song’s my current fav!</p>
<p>Granted, but you’ll sell your soul to Mephistopheles at the same time.</p>
<p>I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without gaining weight.</p>
<p>Granted. You are infested with a tape worm.</p>
<p>I wish school weren’t about to end</p>
<p>Granted. It’ll never end :O</p>
<p>I wish that I had another wish.</p>
<p>Granted, but you will lose the ability to speak and walk.</p>
<p>I wish I could have a new phone, my current one does not work.</p>
<p>Granted, but it’s on AT&T’s network. :eek:</p>
<p>I wish birds could talk.</p>
<p>Granted, but it will only contact people who annoy you. </p>
<p>I wish I had a new car.</p>