Making It Rain Philovibucks, Revisited.

College Essays
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<p>College applications are done and sent off, yet here I am again, with a need for decent essay reviewers — this time for a really important scholarship.</p>

<p>Here's the deal. I need your help. I have four essays I have to write — three 200-word essays and one 500 word essay. They have to be fantastic. And for them to be fantastic, I need someone else's brain. Your brain.</p>

<p>I don't need you to read all four; just read what you can and I'll be extremely grateful.</p>

<p>For extra flexibility in your assistance, I offer two options:</p>

<p>"Read and Rate" — You read one or more of my essays (your choice), give it a rating 1-10 as far as quality and admission-help goes.</p>

<p>"Blessed Editor Man" — You read one or more of my essays and point out places where/ways that I can improve. </p>

<p>In return for your altruistic deeds, I will give you one (or two, if you go all out) PhiloviBuck, renewable for any college admissions consultive wish you'd like, as good as its worth. It's called reciprocal altruism, dude.</p>

<p>Beyond detailed essay review, I am also quite skilled at Epic Chancing. I can take your stats and your college list and output numbers, man. Real, statistically meaningful percentage points estimating your chances of getting in. And not the ******** sort produced from my head. I can even process THOSE numbers and tell you the chance of specific scenarios occuring. </p>

<p>Help me. I can help you. pllllease???</p>

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<p>I got nothing going on. Send me one or two of your short ones and I’ll do something</p>

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<p>You’re the reason the sun rises, paracarli. Did you know that?</p>

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<p>I’m the reason for the shine of the sun, the bright of the birds, and the blue of the sky :P</p>

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<p>Ill take a read.</p>

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<p>I’m still available if you want to send your essays to me.</p>

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<p>I can read some.</p>

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<p>Most people at my school are afraid of sharing their essays so I never got to read any of them. I’ll be more than happy to read your essays Philovitist.</p>

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<p>Okay, then. I’m behind. But let’s get this started. Thanks, everyone, for your help.</p>

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<p>shoot me one 200 via pm</p>

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<p>Deadlines are past, life is good.</p>