<p>abadon thee of this ignominious blasphemy, hellish-bound imps of wretchedness!</p>
<p>Jeremiah 13:27
your adulteries and lu****l neighings, your shameless prostitution! I have seen your detestable acts on the hills and in the fields. Woe to you, O Jerusalem! How long will you be unclean?"</p>
<p>Dude do you have the bible in your hands and typing the scripture down???????</p>
<p>My lu****l neighings...I mean people make noise but I didn't think they neighed...</p>
<p>I saw a bumper sticker that said</p>
<p>"Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?"</p>
<p>hahaah. that made me laugh.</p>
<p>I once saw a bumper sticker that said "Jesus loves me"...I didn't laugh though.</p>
<p>Lol! ..................... leah that is funny!</p>
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<p>"Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?"</p>
<p>hahaah. that made me laugh.
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<p>Matthew 5:29
If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell.</p>
<p>Bobert...you offered me tissue earlier but now I am condemned....</p>
<p>I read it with my left eye.</p>
<p>I'd keep my eye. The thought of being half-blind is frightening.</p>
<p>So...if a guy cheats on his wife or girlfriend...snip, snip, snip??</p>
<p>Bobert will turn us all into pillars of salt.</p>
<p>Jesus loveth thee</p>
<p>sinners</p>
<p>Bobert, I want to know...do you love me??</p>
<p>Your religious slander makes me uncomfortable.</p>
<p>your mama maketh me uncomfortable</p>
<p>no, i love cheese</p>
<p>hey i love cheese too, cool!</p>
<p>I have been passed over for cheese...how undignified...</p>
<p>It's a good thing that you were passed over. Now you can part the Red Sea.</p>
<p>And lead everyone to the promised land where cheese awaits them...</p>