Math Humor

Pre-College Issues High School Life
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<p>I wanna get some really good shirts for my Math League team this year. Anyone have cool tshirts for their math team or have any ideas?</p>

<p>As much as I would love to walk around with "Holy Shift Look at the Asymptote on that Mother Function!" written across my chest, I think my high school administration would have some issues with that, so let us keep risque-ness to a reasonable level.</p>

<p>I thought that something like the square root of negative one (I) and the polar graph of 1-cos(theta) and then "math" would be cool. The graph is heart shaped, so then it would say i love math....</p>

<p>butttttt i thought the cc community might have some suggestions.</p>

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<p>Perhaps you could do a cheesy if you can read this [picture of integral] Thank your AP Calculus Teacher</p>

<p>And on the back you could put not :)</p>

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<p>LITTLE BOY: “My math teacher is crazy”. MOTHER: “Why?”</p>

<p>LB: “Yesterday she told us that five is 4+1; today she is telling us that five is 3 + 2.” </p>

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