Math jokes

[Inconclusive]

<p>I am trying to entertainment while you guys/girls are waiting.</p>

<p>1) solve
sinx=6n</p>

<p>Answer </p>

<p>Divide both sides by n</p>

<p>sinx/n=6n/n</p>

<p>six=6 </p>

<p>Problem two is my own.
2) Find x</p>

<p>sinx=x^2</p>

<p>sinx/x=x^2/x</p>

<p>sin=x</p>

<p>A: Oh poor x, she is probably in hell! What kind of sin did she do?
B: I am very sure she have done nothing, but an atheist mathematician is using it :(
A: I didn't know they do math in hell!
B: They surely do, unlike gravity math works every where!
A: This sounds fun to me. I am a good Christian but may be I should learn Calculus in case, you know.
B: Yeah, then at least you have some thing to do. You can even try to prove Riemann hypothesis!
A: Or may be math lovers like David Hilbert may sponsor you.
B: Or you can be a visiting professor at MIT. There is MIT in Heaven!
A: Yeah, they told me all rejected students can attend!</p>

<p>All science jokes and others are welcome.</p>

[blackhair1]

<p>Ko, don’t be so cynical (Ko, doe niet zo cynisch, sinus (sine) is pronounced almost same as cynisch (cynical)) </p>

<p>this one came out of my Dutch math book. It has some jokes but I don’t like math jokes.</p>

[blackhair1]

<p>I like this vid:
Dutch MIT professor Walter Lewin pronounces the name of Christiaan Huygens
<a href=“DUMPERT - Christiaan Huygens uitleggen aan Engelsen”>DUMPERT - Christiaan Huygens uitleggen aan Engelsen;

<p>I can pronounce it and I’m AZN. omg I want to let him hear my pronunciation of Christiaan Huygens at MIT.</p>

[Inconclusive]

<p>^ I can pronounce it too!
I think he is retired :(</p>

[pigs_at_sea]

<p>post more of these please they’re entertaining!!</p>

[HitMan]

<p><a href=“http://xkcd.com/55/[/url]”>http://xkcd.com/55/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

[heinochus]

<p>A College Course That Should Exist:</p>

<p>“Godel it on the Mountain: Incompleteness and Topography”</p>

<p>[mine own creation, though I heard of Godel through David Foster Wallace’s work]</p>

[littlemikey4]

<p>Girls are the product of time and money (girls = time x money)
Time is money (time = money; girls = money x money)
Money is the root of all evil (money = sqrt(evil) so money^2 = evil… girls = evil)</p>

<p>:)</p>

[MrPropapanda]

<p>^ Copied…</p>

<p>Inconclusive, should it not be better to word it as “Prove six is 6.”?</p>

[mathsciencedude]

<p>What is 2+2?</p>

<p>2+2=2+1+1=1+1+1+1=4 !!!</p>

<p>^I made that up myself.</p>

[MrPropapanda]

<p>I’ve got one, inspired by yours. </p>

<p>Simplify 2+2.</p>

<p>2+2 = 2x2 = 2^2</p>

[mathsciencedude]

<p>hahaha lol</p>

<p>What? I thought it was funny</p>

[MrPropapanda]

<p>This was from SmoogTees.</p>

<p>Pi: Get real!
i: Be rational!</p>

<p>Always remember to cite your sources in case you are accused of plagiarism.</p>

[littlemikey4]

<p>I didn’t copy that one I just heard it from someone but I’m sure its on the internet somewhere</p>

[Mangaartist]

<p>Love is like pi: natural, irrational and very important.</p>

<p>Self-made “joke”:
120° fancies 45°. He attempts to compliment her. “You know, you’re such a cute angle!”</p>

[blackhair1]

<p>Go get a simple calculator (not a Ti 84+ or something like that).</p>

<p>Type in 707+707.</p>

<p>Turn your calculator upside down.</p>

<p>Press enter.</p>

<p>You will see L0L + L0L = hIhI</p>

<p>Didn’t looked on the internet for this one, but I’m sure many people already knew this.</p>

[mathsciencedude]

<p>I think the longest word I ever spelled on the calculator was hellholes</p>

[Inconclusive]

<p>@littlemikey4
Very funny, you have just proven my hypothesis!</p>

<p>MrPropapanda
Brian Griffin: 2+2 = 2x2 = 2^2
Peter Griffin:Oh my god, then n+n = n^2</p>

<p>Pi: Get real!
i: Be rational!
3: Thank god, I am natural!</p>

[blackhair1]

<p>then n = 0.5n^2</p>

[grouptheory]

<p>Some are original, others are so common that there’s no way to find an original source.</p>

<p>Lincoln lived in an integral of (1/cabin) dcabin.</p>

<p>What plant has square roots?
The geometree.</p>

<p>What is the mathematician’s favorite form of transportation?
The Rhombus.</p>

<p>I love pi!
No… you can’t. You can’t take a factorial of a non-integer.</p>

<p>Monkeys are not true; they are prime 8’s.</p>

<p>What kind of group do commuters travel in?
Abelian.</p>

<p>Two mathematicians are studying a convergent series.
The first one says: “Do you realize that the series converges even when all the terms are made positive?”
The second one asks: “Are you sure?”
“Absolutely!”</p>

<p>I crossed the Seven Bridges of Königsberg once and only once.
How?
I had to swim across the river.</p>

<p>A mathematician named Klein
Thought the Möbius band was divine.
Said he: "If you glue
The edges of two,
You’ll get a weird bottle like mine.</p>

<p>Three statisticians go hunting. When they see a rabbit, the first one shoots, missing it on the left. The second one shoots and misses it on the right.
The third one shouts: “We’ve hit it!”</p>

<p>Why did Archimedes go to the north pole?
To graph his spiral.</p>

<p>How do mathematicians go fishing?
x=a cos(t)
y=a sin(t)/2^0.5</p>

<p>Why is the mathematician stationary when riding a bike?
The pedal curve of a line is a point.</p>