Mature Audiences Only (18+)

College Essays
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<p>Ok. I want any high school graduates, parents, or old people to read my essay. No current high schoolers. </p>

<p>Its good, creative, but dont let me tell you, read for yourself.</p>

<p>Posters will be subject to an intensive background check. Be fore-warned rapists, pedophiles, and under aged drinkers will be subject to an empty inbox.</p>

<p>BTW ITS FOR THE COMMON APP.</p>

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<p>I'm 18+ :) Will be a freshman this fall. </p>

<p>Send away if you wish, I feel like reading a good essay. (I'm not the best writer, but I'll tell you if I like it or not)</p>

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<p>Rapists and pedophiles on CC? I assume they are educated.</p>

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Rapists and pedophiles on CC? I assume they are educated.

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<p>All the more dangerous. Educated rapists and pedophiles are more cunning.</p>

<p>Lol Beejay your name is very fitting in this thread.</p>

<p>cafesimone i that a yes or a no to reading?</p>

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<p>I think I might pass this ID check with flying colors. (feel free)</p>

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I think I might pass this ID check with flying colors. (feel free)

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<p>PM sent, fingers crossed.</p>

<p>I'm going to sleep now so PMs wont be sent out until the morning. Think of me as Santa, except not as fat and I dont beat my wife.</p>

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<p>Haha man, BeeJay has been my nickname on countless forums for many years..</p>

<p>The funny part is that it is EXACTLY the opposite of what everyone thinks.</p>

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<p>I would love to read it.
hope i pass the screening? lol</p>

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<p>HAHA sry man, but by now you should know im a bit crazy. Sry about that.</p>

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<p>Haha you sound funny, will you screen me, I want to read your essay.</p>

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Haha you sound funny, will you screen me, I want to read your essay.

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<p>PM sent, but only b/c I'm superficial and saw the word "Brown".</p>

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<p>Balls.</p>

<p>I'm a high school graduate but not eighteen.</p>

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Balls.

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<p>But I like your attitude, so I will send a PM your way</p>

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<p>Fire away. I'll be a junior at UPenn.</p>

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<p>Penn huh? Thats my dream school for the record. You have (narrowly) passed the background check.</p>

<p>BTW wayward_trojan, dont forget to feed those illegal aliens u are harboring in your basement ;) you know what I'm talking about...</p>

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<p>sorry CCFanatic, I'm 18 but I haven't graduated yet :) but your thread is so funny I have to keep coming back and read it</p>

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<p>I'm in high school and i want to read your essay. Please?</p>

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I'm in high school and i want to read your essay. Please?

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<p>Boy, you 18? You know its illegal to view this material if your not. Stop putting your mind in the dumpster; your too young to be courrupted by the evil influences of the internet. Now run along and go play with your legos.</p>

<p>PS yes you may view it, but only b/c your s/n is has the words "pen1s" an achievement I am yet to achieve</p>

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<p>Yikes I'm kinda scared now...when you said "mature audience" I thought you were kidding and I came to this thread....well anyway I have not graduated yet so I'm just gonna get off this thread.</p>

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Yikes I'm kinda scared now...when you said "mature audience" I thought you were kidding and I came to this thread....well anyway I have not graduated yet so I'm just gonna get off this thread.

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<p>Haha. Run along now my small-eyed friend this is no thread for your innocent mind.</p>