<p>Shocker?</p>
<p>I just heard this on the radio....</p>
<p>Oh. My. Gosh.</p>
<p>This is a HORRIBLE week. Look at all of the deaths:</p>
<p>Fawcett, McMahon, DC Metro (9 people), and now Jackson....</p>
<p>He’s not dead, just hospitalized, according to the New York Times, which I trust above all.</p>
<p>That’s so odd…</p>
<p>I’m kind of in shock. My Michael Jackson jokes won’t be as funny anymore…</p>
<p>I think he’s been confirmed dead. Wow :'(</p>
<p>No, none of the news outlets have confirmed him dead. Let’s keep hoping otherwise.</p>
<p>Wow, Michael Jackson briefly attended my High School and Middle School. He was one of the top 5 most famous people at my High School.</p>
<p>His wikipedia page is locked.</p>
<p>Yeah, check this link for the story.</p>
<p>[Neverland</a> Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source](<a href=“http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30940]Neverland”>http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30940)</p>
<p>hes not dead he just had a heart attack i think</p>
<p>Wow Nick’s back</p>
<p>and that’s probably not an appropriate joke at this time :rolleyes:</p>
<p>Lol Nick. I totally believe The Onion.</p>
<p>After TMZ, Reuters reported that Michael Jackson died, even though no one has confirmed it yet… and even though it mentions in the Reuters article that it hasn’t been confirmed yet, if you were just casually flipping through headlines, you wouldn’t know that and you’d think he was really dead. Guess real journalism really is hard to come by these days…</p>
<p>Here’s what is known:</p>
<p>He had a heart attack and is in the hospital; current status unknown</p>
<p>Thank you</p>
<p>Wait, why do we care? He’s a creepy child molester who had his skin color changed and looks like an alien.</p>
<p>CNN now says he’s in a coma.</p>
<p>well for the record he didn’t “have” his skin color changed. It’s a disease, and I know someone else with it.</p>
<p>As for the first part…</p>
<p>Would it be terrible to wonder if he died of shock about Farrah Fawcett?</p>
<p>LA Times: Updated at 3:15 p.m. (Pacific Time) : Pop star Michael Jackson was pronounced dead by doctors this afternoon after arriving at a hospital in a deep coma, city and law enforcement sources told The Times.</p>
<p>^ he definitely had plastic surgery to create “white” facial features. I mean, seriously, be proud of whoever you are. I didn’t know him personally, and I don’t participate in celebrity worship.</p>
<p>Wow. I wonder when he arrived at UCLA. I walked past the hospital about 2 and a hlaf hours ago.</p>