<p>You haven't known torture until you've had The Captain and Tennille's "Muskrat Love" stuck in your head for two weeks straight! </p>
<p>"Muskrat Suzie, Muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug in Muskrat land..."</p>
<p>"Looks like Muskrat Luuuu-uhh-uuuu-uh-uv!"</p>
<p>I struggled with suicidal ideations over that one.</p>